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A broken man, obsessed with 500 year old Mexican culture. Also, a mailman.

  • Superbowl

    My life is falling apart. The last reliable and consistent thing in my life is the owl picture instance. I don't even like animals.

  • Fun fact Philadelphia cream cheese isn't from Philadelphia.

    Source: I live in Philadelphia.

  • I'm usually alone for more years than not at Christmas. Also Thanksgiving. Halloween alot. I'm single for every Valentine's Day. I've got nowhere to go for New Year's Eve since I quit drinking. Basically every holiday.

    I sometimes wonder how long it will take for people to notice that I'm dead after I pass. I wonder who will pay for the funeral.

  • To suffer

  • As long as it ain't meat I'll wreck it.

  • If it's vegetarian I'll inhale that. I'll remove all evidence of it existing like a new pharaoh trying to get people to forget the old pharaoh.

  • Learn to enjoy the silence.

  • Udemy courses.

  • That I can't find a job in America.

  • It depends if your post is cool.

  • One time I said, "I wish you were never born".

    Then I woke up, remembered I have never had children, I've never had a wife/girlfriend, and I never planned on having children.

  • We're in that part in the Star Trek timeline where everything is shitty.

  • You sacrifice for me, I sustain you. I sacrifice for you, you sustain me.

    I believe this because nature is hungry, but expected to sustain life.

  • I remember hearing that Trump is trying to keep people around for one year to see how they do. I wouldn't be surprised if Hegseth isn't going to be around much longer in his current position.

  • To answer your question, no.

  • Correct!

  • Every night I go to bed she eats part of my soul I offer up to her. She then passes judgement about my decisions and how I live my life.

  • Wholesome

  • I miss TexMex food.