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  • The secret to lose weight without counting calories

  • a story about true love and monster cocks

  • What kind of drug do you think she takes to be so obsessed with her vagina?

  • Ioh god! magine burning your vagina with steam?!

  • Oh those that are installed in truckstop bathrooms?

  • I know men must look at this and think "wtf is a vaginal spa?", but I would like to say that as a woman I don't know wtf it is either

  • Yes and studies show that 20% of the chiken you eat out are pigeons probably

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  • It WAS not yours

  • oh god how many nozzles will I destroy until I'm able to print something

  • I know but the question he asked matches the spanish name. Maybe some spanish influence in the naming.

  • First of all his name wasn't even Christopher lol.

    The original Spanish name of Christopher Columbus is Cristóbal Colón, that's why it's the name they honored him

  • Idk but I've seen them all over china apps.

  • Idk either, I can only speak about myself and I have never. Only dicks with dicks

  • oh you don't know oranges. It may be a generic name but they have a very specific set of skills lol

    Dog owners:

    • What a beautiful dog
    • His name is mister leopold dogus the third, I bought from the only breeder on north hemisphere and it cost me 168k dolars

    Cat owners:

    • What a cute cat
    • it followed me home from the trash bins, i cal him cat
  • 💪Straight women lol

  • you don't HAVE too

  • oh ok. I understood they were talking about like sex or dating, because I don't have any desire for that

  • Indeed even worse

  • This meme so dark Ice is looking for it