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MissJinx

@ MissJinx @lemmy.world

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  • Eucalyptus

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  • Amazing. Its incredible how some people can be passionate by the stupidest subjects

  • Feral children are everywhere

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  • Thank you. Just adding again I'm not agains kids. Just want parents to parent more sometimes.

  • Feral children are everywhere

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  • exactly. They are mad because it's NOT about the kids. Kids will be kids and thats why they have PARENTS. the Parents are the fucking lazy people that are "too tired" but keep having children becuase "oh my god it takes a vilage" Fuck off go raise your child

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  • We are not talking about kids babe, we are talking about YOU that is too tired to educate

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  • You can look around and see that the world is not ok on you imposing your misbihaved child on everyone.

    I was once a child, correct, and I couldn't leave my table in a restaurant, that was not even a question. I had to learn to behave otherwise I would be grounded at home. My father left the table more than once in a restaurant to take my brother to be grounded in the car. And came back once it was understood.

    Limits are healthy and if it's tok hard you can always gibe them to social services or not fucking having them.

    Just look around a little. Nobody else cares about you baby or you.

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  • I understand but also not my problem? If you are too tired to deal with your children maybe keep them at home. If you are going to bring a child to a public place you got to be prepare and willing to educate them. Your children are special bundles of joy for You, and you only. People are not ok in having to deal with an unhinged savage child because parenting is hard. People take the "it takes a village" wrong. Not everyone you see is on your village.

  • Eucalyptus

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  • thanks I think people came to lemmy from under a rock. It's one of the most popular copypastas ever

  • TIL that mainland China has a youth organization called the Young Pioneers of China that promotes the ideology of the Communist Party of China to young students in school.

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  • I think so too. Any kid having to pledge to a fucking flag is creepy and stupid. This include western countries

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  • Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

    edit: Yall know this is a copypasta right?

  • to hell I say

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  • we found everything that taste good

    we'll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers

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  • thats dark

  • Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children

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  • Well that's true natural selection. At least evangelicals will be extinct in a couple of generations lol

  • Call Me Crazy, but I for One Still Want to Know if the President Committed Depraved Sex Crimes

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  • Your right! People must be living in another planet to, at this point, still on the "if"

  • After watching 20 hours of ecology videos, I have formed a political opinion.

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  • ...or just release the epstein files.

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  • aren't they gay?

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  • Guys i'm not american, but just to confirm, is this really how this person looks like?!! That doesn't look healthy

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  • where is this scale are the 4th dimensional beeings we can't see but visit us

  • Oh crap, was that my exit?

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  • Yeah, where is this not a thing? I get extreamly angry when I do this but again, it's the system and it works

  • Agree

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  • People should add "lovely dog pal" or "cute giide cat"to the description of the place I would 100% choose a place with a pet over one without. Even a fish would be nice haahh