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Metostopholes

@ Metostopholes @midwest.social

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"He's just zis guy, you know?"

  • Y'all ready for Corvid25?

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  • Corvid25

    Caw?

  • Watermelon

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  • For a while a friend of mine would occasionally buy a bunch of muffins from the grocery store, put googly eyes on them, and drive around town leaving ones at random doorsteps.

  • What dumb mf led to that warning label‽‽

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  • "My dirty pet was in the car, so..."

  • Cheers

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  • I knew it!

  • Water

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  • Wait, are you counting ovaries?

  • TIL that there is no strict definition of a continent

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  • North and South America I can see either way, but splitting Europe and Asia is insane.

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    Why though???????

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  • Your racist arguments are very old, and very tired.

  • TIL That the bison is the "National Mammal" of the US and Obama signed it. And I don't even remember this happening or making news.

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  • Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

  • Which evil president died this year?

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  • I think it was very sad that Kissinger died... without being tried in the Hague.

  • You'll never fit in! Now you come to Klingon practice, learn how to swing a Bet'leth, chuckle ominously, go "ahhh-ahhh" and "honor-glory", and important stuff like that. A dentist! Good grief!

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  • He'll have his work cut out for him.

  • Ranking pets allowed on the bridge of a starship

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  • Might be a horrifying abomination, but still a 12/10 good girl.

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    Paradise Lost

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  • Even if Stonetoss wasn't a Nazi (note: he is), this particular comic is sexist bullshit. "Women ruin everything, am I right guys?" is a gross boomer take.

  • Dog toys vs Cat toys [Sarah Anderson]

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  • I didn't realize this until I saw a video of two wolf cubs playing with a live field mouse. Was exactly like a dog with a squeak toy.

  • What was the last original movie you saw and how did you watch it?

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  • Last weekend I saw Conclave in the theater. It was pretty good.

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  • Aww, tiny armadillos!

  • For the Okuda-gram

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  • "Where should we test shooting this suspicious phaser rifle?"

    "In engineering, right next to the warp core."

    "Isn't that unnecessarily dangero--"

    "Just point it in the other direction, it's fine."

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  • Tried it, but the gameplay is painfully slow.

  • The Thing About the Kobiyashi Maru

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  • That was less weird to me than him calling it a video game.

    On the other hand, Kirk did have a Commodore PET in his apartment in Wrath of Khan. Maybe he's into extremely retro games.

  • Data and Lor, the meaning

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  • His name is actually just spelled "Lore". And yes, it also took me embarrassingly long to realize this.