Oh you should definitely get one, they are fantastic. The only real way it will get the floor wet is if you turn it on when you're not sitting down. The meme is just a bit of silliness.
Mirror Wesley is the Emperor of the Terran Empire, who possesses incredible "personal power", including the ability to freeze entire fleets in a "time bubble". He plans to merge with "the Other", the mirror counterpart of V'ger, to become a god and destroy all who oppose him in every universe, starting with the prime universe.
Joke's on you, I'm lying down.