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MelodiousFunk

@ MelodiousFunk @slrpnk.net

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  • One room full of typewriters, and a lab full of TRS-80s.

  • Bonamici Announces Resolution to Impeach Education Secretary Linda McMahon

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  • She doesn't deserve a folding table.

    She deserves a flaming table covered in thumbtacks wrapped in barbed wire suspended between two ladders set up on a scaffold. And at the bottom is Pat Patterson, thinking she looks just like one of the young ring boys he raped for years while they all turned a blind eye to it.

    Let's really see how good she is at taking a bump.

  • UFC Fighter Declares “Michelle Obama Is a Man” After Winning Match at White House

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  • The satire to prophecy to documentary-in-progress pipeline is real.

  • UFC Fighter Declares “Michelle Obama Is a Man” After Winning Match at White House

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  • HEY! Only I'm allowed to talk about my mom that way, buddy. Even if it's all true.

  • Wanna pee in Idaho? First, get a forced DNA test to prove your gender, state GOP lawyer suggests

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  • Man oh man, advanced biology is gonna blow some minds!

  • Bovino Launches Exploratory Committee for Presidential Campaign With Pledge to Deport 100 Million People

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  • Brown people somewhere else.

  • Riker the Meats

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  • Have beard. Can confirm.

  • Does anybody else feel like everything is off lately? What have you noticed is different?

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  • It's the opposite for me. If I told my spouse I was feeling relaxed and calm she'd start to get worried.

  • Microslop official documentation on how to ground an AI

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  • Not a single one of those words is cromulent, I swear on my aunt's borschtum.

  • Bambu Lab is abusing the open source social contract

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  • What are my options if I don't want the printer itself to be the hobby, and I just want to print without fuss, but I also don't want to deal with all that vertical integration crap?

  • Damn it, Jim!

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  • Now now, let's not be hasty.

  • Who's that Pokémon?

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  • Pokémon? That's clearly a Digimon.

  • Well, Bert? Bert, why aren't you saying anything, Bert?

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  • C'mon ya green-blooded freaks!

  • Well, Bert? Bert, why aren't you saying anything, Bert?

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  • TIHI

  • The case of the missing House Republican who hasn’t voted since March 5

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  • If he was dead it would be news. He's the latest in a long line of nepo babies. My guess is rehab, or something else damaging that rich people are used to burying.

  • Why should O'Brien leave you be?

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  • sobs energetically

  • Why should O'Brien leave you be?

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  • Please do not buffer me, Transporter ChiefMy mind is torture, unceasing griefI do not want to be suspendedI'd rather be directly endedTransmute me into an alien raceOr transport me to empty spaceAnything really, so long as it's briefI beg of you, Transporter Chief

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  • I will never understand engagement trolls.

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  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    MelodiousFunk @slrpnk.net

    Oh, bother

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    MelodiousFunk @slrpnk.net

    Hugh, one to Borg up.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    MelodiousFunk @slrpnk.net

    A little appreciation for the much maligned ship-saver