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  • Cook meth?

  • Another trick is to tell your bank to block charges from a certain company.

    I had to do this because some asshat at a shoe store signed me up for Sport Illustrated even though I declined at checkout. Took multiple calls and verifications it was "canceled" with Sports Illustrated customer support and after the third time it popped up on my CC statement, I just called my bank and they were fine just reversing the charge and blocking all further charges.

    Also I don't buy shoes from those mall chain stores anymore.

  • Also -40C / -40F and 575K / 575F is the temperature of the center and edges of a hot pocket.

  • Think since he is an admitted baddie he should play the Imperial March when he walks out.

  • Wood? I just keep folding cardboard until it's the proper thickness.

  • XXX-Men Orgasms

  • "Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!"

    "By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!"

    "My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition."

  • Kudzu CONSUME

  • At the center you will find a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast.

  • "Take away all my rights, oh yah, restrict me orange daddy! Restrict my human rights!"

    • Your neighbor
  • Yeah was gonna say the same thing. Dude's weirdness didn't stop at Ren and Stumpy.

    Also I'll add, I don't "think" any of the Wiggles got into shady shit. So that's a lot of wholesome folks, still being wholesome.

  • All chemists from 1925 are dead.

  • This is so stupid, it just might work.

  • Sounds like a great name for a Metal band.

  • Remove the food source and the spiders will go. They frequent certain places because the hunting is good.

  • So it begins...

  • record scratch

    Well to answer that question we have to go back to the start of it all. You see when I was just a grub...