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  • But I have no where else to go when I'm taking a shit or bored at work. Won't you forgive me, so I can stay? 😭

    I'm sorry, please don't make me join the other social medias.

  • Unfortunately I'm going to go commit suicide and won't be able to respond further. How could I respond? I'll be dead after all.

    Oh shit did I say suicide, I must have been fucking around this whole time. Yes I think the word is dumb too. Now I'll go back and edit the original to make this chain confusing.

  • I'm really trying. But even my image search is filtered (see) and when I type UNALIVE my phone replaces it with UNALIVE.

  • Yeesh, that's cringe bro.

  • No, you.

  • One of them has a smaller forehead, but not by much.

  • So what you're saying is release Trump in deep fake porn so he kills himself?

  • Fortunately I have a radioactive isotope, in my pants. The half-life is 30 seconds, so we need to act quickly.

  • The ones they translated just talk about a clam selling poor quality pearls.

  • Honestly to get the chance to hold a baby hummingbird, I'd let it piss on me too.

  • At least you have hands! I had to get my fabricated from the town blacksmith.

  • Imagine cooking a hamburger using that torch.

  • For those of who worked at certain restaurants, you might have experienced a dedicated group of 75+ friends and yes they do meet at the same place everyday. In fact when we were closed they'd camp outside in the parking lot in lawn chairs.

    The exact same group of geriatrics... every single day. Honestly it was sad to see one missing and not come back because you knew why.