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On the internet, nobody knows you are Australian.

also https://lemm.ee/u/MargotRobbie

To tell you the truth, I don't know who I am either. Somebody sincere, perhaps.

But if you ever read this one day, I hope that you are as proud of me, as I am of the person I imagined you to be.

  • What this shows us is that more people are joining lemmy, but even more people are either leaving or going into lurker mode, as Lemmy only counts people who have commented or posted in that time period as active users, whereas most social media counts any activity while logged in as active. You have to realize that people who use reddit as Google search results don't usually interact with the content there and most won't even make an account.

    On the upside, with fewer people, it's easy to get noticed here just by contributing good content since you don't really get drowned out here because of the democratic upvote based sorting instead of black box personalized recommendation algorithms. So with relatively low amount of effort, you can make sure your content is being seen instead of relying on analytics and metrics.

    The last thing to in mind that Lemmy is only one aspect of ActivityPub, and Mastodon's growth is currently the highest right now because of the ecosystem created by the whale fall of Twitter, which indirectly grows Lemmy as Mastodon users can post directly to federated Lemmy communities.

  • It's pretty clear to me many people here have never either had general anesthesia or talked to anyone who had, you can't really time funny one-liners right before you pass out.

    Here's how it works:

    They'll put a mask with a rubber tube in your mouth for oxygen, and tell you to relax and count back from 10, so you start counting impatiently(it's boring, and there is nothing else to do), wondering when the surgery is going to start.

    Ten.

    Nine.

    Eight.

    Now the anesthesiologist is in front of you, checking on you to see if you're OK. "But I haven't finish counting down yet, when is the surgery going to start?" You ask them.

    "It's already over", they explain.

    Then you realize you are in a completely different room, the tube is no longer in your mouth, but you feel so weak you can hardly move, and the stitches/staples around your new surgery wound is starting to itch.

    It's like a segment of your life was cut out and erased into nothingness.

  • Is this an SNL skit?

  • I'm using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.

    It was a very successful promotion.

  • Thank you for your service in the Great Chicken War, colonel.

  • Hi! It's "Margot" by the way.

  • Yeah, we did try to get Nic Cage to play a Barbie, but apparently there are roles that even he won't do.

  • No one will ever believe you.

  • I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just your average Hollywood celebrity here to promote my new movie "Barbie", only in theaters July 21st.

  • I just use my name and say whatever I want here.

    No one will ever believe you anyways.

  • If you insist on trying to turn us all miserable and hateful again, then I think you should leave.

  • Time and time again, it has been proven that "absolute free speech" online just attracts the absolute worst kind of people.

    I did expected them to fail immediately, but this is way funnier than I expected. They either need to start banning immediately and start throwing money at celebs to use Threads, otherwise no one mainstream will ever advertise there.

  • I had my entire Oscars Acceptance Speech all ready to go in 2018 for nothing. Stupid Frances McDormand.