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Mango

@ Mango @lemmy.world

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  • What technology purchase felt like a major upgrade in your life?

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  • As someone with a currently chapped asshole, squeaky is not the kind of clean you want for it.

  • What technology purchase felt like a major upgrade in your life?

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  • Electric blanket!

    It's not high tech, but it's so good.

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  • TIL

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  • Is it an oxbow or a puppyhammer?

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  • Yes, obviously. That's what we have a problem with.

  • What would you replace the "pledge of allegiance" with?

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  • I drink it from a cup.

    I drink it from a bottle.

    I drink it from the belly button

    Of a super model!

    Apple juice and vodka!

    Apple juice and vodka!

    Why you drinking water?

    Apple juice and vodka!

  • Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing

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  • People like you are why we love this joke. 🤣🤣🤣

  • Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing

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  • Cincinnati?

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  • Did you really just direct link a PDF download?

  • Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing

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  • How do I see or even find out about crazy shows like this?

  • Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing

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  • Beautiful! I kept up the whole time and got the joke!

  • Injuries at different ages [Extra Fabulous Comics]

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  • If you insist. 😏

  • Want to start dating but it'll probably hurt my best friend who I'm not romantically interested in.

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  • I don't think it's a matter of time though. 2 minutes tops.

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  • The breathing and eating tubes gotta cross so you can blow with your mouth and choke on cock. Non-negotiable.

  • Which fictional character comes to your mind first when someone says strong, independent woman?

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  • I mean emotionally independent. Margot had some serious needs. Functionally she's totally independent. Probably all of them except Fen were.

  • Want to start dating but it'll probably hurt my best friend who I'm not romantically interested in.

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  • You don't know what a Freudian slip is, do you?

    Besides, that's not what I'm up to. This doesn't need to be a gender issue. OP needs to stop leading their partner on regardless, especially when there's financial dependency involved.

  • Want to start dating but it'll probably hurt my best friend who I'm not romantically interested in.

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  • Oh shit. Now I gotta sit here and wonder if that's a Freudian slip.

  • Want to start dating but it'll probably hurt my best friend who I'm not romantically interested in.

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  • Who said female?

  • Want to start dating but it'll probably hurt my best friend who I'm not romantically interested in.

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  • People who are so touchy about their language are hiding something more important or think they're gonna win something if they present it just right. Gender is the touchy thing here apparently.

    You didn't read the part about wanting her current partner to watch? Try again. It's there. I can screenshot and draw in red arrows, but I'm not gonna waste the time since you're asking in bad faith to begin with.