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Currently studying CS and some other stuff. Best known for previously being top 50 (OCE) in LoL, expert RoN modder, and creator of RoN:EE's community patch (CBP). He/him.

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  • An empty stomachHungry for my beloved starchLife in Latvia


    Knock at door. "Who is?" "Free potato". Open door. Is secret police.

  • Tbh I thought it was a bunch of non-lemmy platforms (e.g., mbin which fedia.io runs - anecdotally it usually happens due to some types of edits not federating well), but if someone from infosec.pub (which runs lemmy) also had the problem then I'm actually not sure what the common factor is lol

    edit: the common factor might just be instances that have blocked lemmy.ml, which currently includes fedia.io (my instance) and infosec.pub (the other commenter's instance), though I'm surprised links to lemmy.ml's hosted images are included in the block

  • Yes! It still maintains some features not in mainline Mastodon, which I guess is why infosec.exchange runs it

  • Weird kink, but we support you xo

  • Orgasms for peace

  • Even the video footage would fit right in as B-roll in an Onion video, completely absurd that the chase lasted an hour like that lol

  • That video of them interviewing people on the street with it was pretty fun!

  • slrpnk.net is back

    Jump
  • Locked

    lemm.ee is shutting down at the end of this month

    Jump
  • This section shall be known and may be cited as the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act."

    OP has been mislead by Big Ejaculation /s

  • Thanks for sharing!

  • A more onion-y title would be something like "Conservative commentator quotes Marx, calls for mass protests and strikes".

    The actual title is more just !ironicorsurprisingnews than !nottheonion material imo


    Edit: You've editorialized the title?

    Posts must be:

    1. Links to news stories from...
    2. ...credible sources, with...
    3. ...their original headlines, that...
    4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

    Unless it was changed post-publication, the original is

    Conservative NYT Columnist David Brooks Calls for ‘National Civic Uprising’ to Defeat Trumpism – Complete With ‘Mass Rallies, Strikes’

    Imo that's actually more onion-y than the changed title

  • Fair enough - glad you've found it helpful (Y)

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    ICE detains defendant in middle of his own trial

    www.newsweek.com /ice-agents-arrest-immigrant-mid-trial-boston-2053276
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump makes history by pardoning a corporation

    thehill.com /opinion/criminal-justice/5224229-trump-makes-history-by-pardoning-a-corporation/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    FBI alert issued as time traveling hackers attack—act now

    www.forbes.com /sites/daveywinder/2025/03/30/fbi-warns-use-2fa-as-time-traveling-hackers-strike/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Investigators say South Korean president’s bodyguard asked ChatGPT about ‘martial law’ hours before coup

    gizmodo.com /investigators-say-south-korean-presidents-bodyguard-asked-chatgpt-about-martial-law-hours-before-coup-2000579056
  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    isInHell = 'true'

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Printers start speaking in tongues after Windows 11 update

    www.theregister.com /2025/03/12/printer_bug_windows_11/
  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Blackout poetry

  • Fediverse @lemmy.world

    Actually, it’s about Ethics in Transgenderism

    aria.dog /barks/ethics-in-transgenderism/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Athletics Australia becomes Australian Athletics in 'bold new' rebrand

    www.abc.net.au /news/2025-01-29/athletics-australia-becomes-australian-athletics/104871758
  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Complicated lore

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Tiny anime girl cyberprison shown at CES

    www.pcgamer.com /hardware/tiny-anime-girl-cyberprison-shown-at-ces/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Mexico tests cellphone app allowing migrants to send alert if they are about to be detained in US

    apnews.com /article/mexico-app-migrants-deportations-consulates-09655e742f2918803881a32620e384ef
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    ‘Missing’ GOP congresswoman not seen for six months finally found living at dementia care home

    wcbm.com /national-headline/missing-gop-congresswoman-not-seen-for-six-months-finally-found-living-at-dementia-care-home/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    'Gooner 9/11' averted as Zenless Zone Zero's butt-obfuscation technology is rolled back in the face of horny outrage

    www.pcgamer.com /games/rpg/gooner-9-11-averted-as-zenless-zone-zeros-butt-obfuscation-technology-is-rolled-back-in-the-face-of-horny-outrage/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Former Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger calls for prayer and fasting for employees

    www.foxbusiness.com /technology/ex-intel-ceo-pat-gelsinger-calls-prayer-fasting-employees
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Luigi Mangione played 'Among Us,' breathes air

    www.404media.co /luigi-mangione-played-among-us-breathes-air/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Australian children seeing gambling ads via Sportsbet filter on Snapchat

    www.theguardian.com /australia-news/2024/dec/09/australian-children-seeing-gambling-ads-via-sportsbet-filter-on-instant-messaging-app-snapchat
  • Fediverse @lemmy.world

    How to buy shoes in the fediverse

    www.wrecka.ge /fediverse-shoes/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Weekends were a mistake says Infosys co-founder Murthy

    www.theregister.com /2024/11/18/infosys_workaholic_founder/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Hackers demand France’s Schneider Electric pay a $125k ransom in baguettes

    www.tomshardware.com /tech-industry/cyber-security/hackers-demand-frances-schneider-electric-pay-a-usd125k-ransom-in-baguettes