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Lumidaub

@ Lumidaub @feddit.org

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she/her, A(u?)DHD, German, sometimes draws nonsense. Likes Doctor Who a normal amount.

#fckafd #fckcdu #fckmrz

  • Sunday question: What do you say about Berlin abolishing the 30 km/h speed limit because the air has improved thanks to the 30 km/h speed limit?

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  • I'm having déjà vu.

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  • Non-anglophones, is this a thing you can relate to? I've never been told "das Mitochondrium ist das Kraftwerk der Zelle" or anything like it, at least not nearly to the extent that anglophones seem to, so much so that it's forever burnt into their brain folds apparently.

  • Did you you notice the second "you" in the title of this post? How do you feel about (not) noticing it?

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  • At uni, a teacher of mine once wrote on the blackboard:

     
        
Paris in the
the spring

    and then had a bunch of people read it out loud. I didn't get to read it out but the entire time this was going on I was sitting there, questioning my sanity because none of the people chosen to read seemed to notice the second "the".

    That said, I've had a few glasses so fuck you.

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  • Not and n/a, cis woman, too old for this shit. I kind of manage to get rid of any rubbish eventually and to avoid mould but people aren't allowed in the flat. Somehow I never learnt the necessary self discipline and skills for keeping a space presentable, even though my mum was stay-at-home and kept her household shipshape. She just seems to have forgotten to teach me how to do anything. Is what I tell myself while ignoring that my younger sister has little issue in this regard. In my defense, I have ADHD and chronic fatigue.

    If there's any (any!) magic spell I'd like to be able to do, it's "Eene meene kidney bean, my flat is now clean - hex hex!" I don't need money or fame or whatever, just a spell to have a clean living space. I can work from there.

  • Elon Musk wants to rewrite "the entire corpus of human knowledge" with Grok

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  • adding missing information

    Did you mean: hallucinate on purpose?

    Wasn't he going to lay off the ketamine for a while?

    Edit: ... i hadnt seen the More Context and now i need a fucking beer or twnety fffffffffu-

  • Just trying to get to the airport, man

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  • That's assuming far too much active interest on Dread Cthulhu's part in what happens to this insect.

  • Star Trek and Profanity

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  • I have no info, yet I must meme

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  • Also why can't you see the trailer in the top view when it protrudes on the sides?

    Perspective. The artist obviously kept in mind that the cubes are closer to the viewer so from that point of view they'd overlap the narrow edge of the trailer. A true master.

  • I feel so relieved!

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  • How about the entirety of the EU? That's the joke.

  • I feel so relieved!

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  • And 9/11 caused Twilight.

  • I feel so relieved!

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  • It really doesn't matter, very boring set of occurrences, I'd hate to bore you. Have some Weißwurst. Or maybe a Fischbrötchen? Do try some of the beer.

  • I feel so relieved!

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  • At least II. Now shut up, people are going to hear.

  • I feel so relieved!

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  • Pssshhshshhht. Yes.

  • I feel so relieved!

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  • Yes, hi, you may not know of us, understandably - we like to keep to ourselves and not meddle in the affairs of others, ever since... The Incidents.

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  • Whatever this is, it's clearly a high-stress situation. They were in the middle of preparing when shit went down, cut them some slack.

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  • That dinosaur is about to eat that 8 year old boy, is nobody doing anything?!

  • Devils Panties 06/03/2025

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  • But also: service industry.

  • Bugs sounding a little tasty tho, ngl

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  • I would absolutely eat all the bugs if they weren't prohibitively expensive.

  • Why Squeeze Water Bottles?

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  • The machines don't like them crushed.

    (sentences from 2346 CE)