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I'm just here for the free vacation.

  • I hope things are better for you now x

  • I can cut butter to the exact weight each time.

  • That's easy, just cut your morel open and check if it's hollow. Supposedly, I wouldn't know...

  • Morels are hard to find.

  • Try and fly to another country without a passport - you wouldn't get past security.

  • Bingo!

  • There possibly is...

  • Nah he's a cunt

  • Snuggles, Struggles, and Franny.

    Although we've started calling Struggles by new names such as Yappy Jackie, Gob, and Screamer.

  • And I'll fucking wear that diagnosis with pride. Fuck them all, he's factually terrible.

  • I don't think Google home listens in.

    Because I'd absolutely be disappeared by now if it did.

  • You're welcome

  • Any time my parents, on Whatsapp video, want to turn the camera round to show me something.

  • They gave my cat ket before they euthanized her. She looked absolutely blissful, but certainly in no fit state to run a government.

  • Shorter sentences, bolder statements, hell, they needed to say things that didn't entirely make sense when you analyzed them, but sounded cool. Political campaigns clearly need to be more approachable, more relatable than what the Dems are doing. Look at AOC, Bernie, and JC, THAT is the messaging that resonates.

    Also, way more calls to action. What are YOU doing and what should I do? And stop asking me for damn money - you can invoice me when the work is complete.

  • I comment loads, but I'm a girl. For science!

  • Yeah, me either. The people responding to you aren't talking about just abandoning them, I totally get people who have to rehome a pet or the case of the cat going mental and escaping. Struggles was allowed to roam outside and the guy said he was worried she'd get hit by a car in the new place. He told us he had multiple attempts to make her an inside cat that failed, and in the two weeks leading up to the move she was in our yard every day (his yard backs up to ours). He came and got her one week before, and literally by the evening she was back outside. Then moving day came and went, she hung out with us all the time, and I get a message that she wouldn't come to him so he left her. He said he'd try again a week later but he never checked in. I literally could have handed her to him, so there was absolutely no credibility to his attempts.

    The reason she hung out with us is so clear now. She is incredibly needy and loving, she loves human warmth, laps, and cuddles. She had a UTI and fleas that needed attention. She loves wet food and playing with the red dot. My neighbor left her outside in storms (she waIted by his back door for hours), said she hated wet food (aka he never tried) and once described her loving side as "she sat on the couch with me for the evening!" - he had no clue about the cat she actually is, so he adopted some cute kittens and moved away and left her.

    Yeah, I have little patience for people who abandon good cats.

  • omg the little hidey face