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LaunchesKayaks

@ LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

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  • Idaho bans ‘Everyone Is Welcome Here’ classroom signs, calling them ideological

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  • Never understood how so many people just blindly stood and recited and the pledge in school. I stopped after 5th grade when I started to realize how fucked the system is

  • Important question

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  • This is exactly what I thought as going to answer. Fuckin LOVE sweet potatoes and onions

  • Tell me more!

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  • My cat loves to help me when I am on work calls. She'll come up to me and meow straight into my mic. Clients absolutely adore it lol

  • How you all doing rn?

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  • Thank you so much

  • How you all doing rn?

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  • Today I'm anxious, exhausted, and struggling with my self-worth. Honestly might just go to bed early and try to sleep it off

  • Reddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify users

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  • I don't use biometrics for anything.

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    What's one beauty standard that you don't agree with?

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  • Holy shit that's wild. Is BMI good for anything, then? Or does it need abandoned?

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    What's one beauty standard that you don't agree with?

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  • I hate BMI. I am working on losing weight, but I am gaining muscle at the same rate I'm losing fat, so my weight has hardly changed. None of my clothes fit anymore and I am much slimmer, but still considered obese. I'm not even weighing myself regularly at this point. I'm just going by how I look and feel and my clothes size.

  • Trump orders ICE vengeance on ‘No Kings’ protest cities

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  • Right?? The official logo on the site is amazing as well. I want a decal of it for my car tbh. Everything about this movement is so well put together

  • Been a good couple of years

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  • Shit, it's been 2 years already? Damn. I still get bummed over RiF when I think about it.

  • What's an unexpected skill you have?

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  • People are surprised that I'm really good with horses. I'm a very short, timid person, but I can handle the huge animals with ease.

  • Spicy kitty

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  • My one cat is really aggressive at the vet. So much so, that she has a big ol caution note on her chart. She's due for some shots this year and I plan on getting her one of these things

  • Voicemail should be banned

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  • My little sister's voicemail says something along the lines of , "Hi, I'm either sleeping or playing video games. Leave a message and maybe I'll call back"

  • I think your cat has depression

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  • I was friends with a young raccoon that was being rehabbed by a family friend. The lil dude was already imprinted on people so he couldn't be released into the wild. He and I could match each other's energy and we'd get into so much trouble together. Then he grew up and got fat and lazy. I was very disappointed because he was no longer an agent of chaos and I was.

  • What’s one of your favorite classic YouTube videos of all time?

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  • What's the dumbest way you've sustained an injury, and what was the injury?

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  • I shattered my ankle, separated my tibia and fibula, and broke a different part of my fibula. All in one moment. How, you ask? By stepping outside. My dog pulled too hard on her leash and I stumbled and twisted my ankle in just the right way. Got a fancy Maisonneuve fracture that had to be surgically fixed.

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    FBI reveals there's video to prove Jeffrey Epstein killed himself

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  • How are you

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  • I should probably clean out that decade's worth of bookmarks at some point...

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  • I pay for google 1 storage so I can keep my meme archive going. Idk what I'll do when I run out