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  • I'd keep it at 67 or 68, but I gotta live life by the meme lol

  • 69.F

  • My friend just offered me some really cute sweaters and I wanted to take them but I knew I'd never fucking wear them because it's either too hot for them or too cold to even be outside

  • Microsoft sure is great. When they renamed Azure to Entra and then labeled the link to that particular portal as Identity in the Microsoft 365 Admin Center was amazing.

    I hate Microsoft

  • Last I heard the Windows app sdk is a toolkit to create and make apps for Windows, not the remote desktop thingy. Unless they changed shit in the last 3 months. Wouldn't surprise me if they did tbh.

  • I asked for a raise recently. I was laughed at and told that the company doesn't plan on promoting me to any kind of higher position ever. So now I'm just doing the bare minimum and I'm biding my time until I can find something better.

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  • I definitely made the comment but I'm thinking that I didn't do a reply, but a comment on the post overall. -_-

    The tax is in my profile. I just checked it. Don't come after me DRS (Duck revenue service)

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  • My girls tend to lay inside their house, but sometimes I'll find eggs in random spots outside.

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  • Lmao that's hilarious and sounds right for pekins. My boi Salt is so chonky. I feed my birds by making piles of feed in different areas. He just barrels his way through the flock to get first pick of the piles. He eats like he's starved.

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  • Duck tax sent in response to the first tax request comment

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  • Chose pics from a span of 4 years that shows a variety of birds. The lil shits have been hard to get pics of lately because they've been acting spicy. I think the heat this summer is making them cranky.

    I have 9 birds now, all grown. 2 Muscovy females named Lady and Mama Duck. Mama Duck will fight anyone and anything she thinks is gonna mess with the flock. I caught her trying to fight a deer the other day when she escaped xontainment. One female Pekin named Judy, who judges the fuck outta me every time I see her. One male Pekin named Salt who is chonky. One female golden layer named Caprisun, who is by far the dumbest bird I've ever met. One male khaki Campbell named Pepper, who is bonded with Salt. One khaki Campbell female named Cayenne, who doesn't have a super distinct personality. One mallard female named Amy, who looks like a male because when female duck ovaries die, they start to look like males. One female Cayuga named Chanel who is like Cayenne with no distinct personality lol.

    The real big one in the pics below was Antonio. A gigantic Muscovy male. Best bird I ever had. He was so happy and loved caring for babies and loved hugs and pets. When he had babies to care for, he was known as Big Papa Tony. He sadly passed this past winter.

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  • Yeah. Ducks are absolutely ridiculous creatures. My two pekins follow the cat motto of "if I fits I sits." I find them in silly places all the time. The female, Judy's, favorite place to sit outside is a hole she dug herself over a couple of months.

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  • I have ducks and they go absolutely crazy for watermelon. My neighbor gave me half a watermelon the other day because he couldn't fit it in his fridge. I have it to the ducks and they went wild. Luke a cartoon style piranha feeding frenzy. The white birds looked like they'd been drenched in the blood of their enemies. One of them decided to sit in the empty rind after they were done and laid an egg in it, to assert dominance.

    They also love birdseed and peas. I had a duck who could recognize canned peas based on the labels and would flip out if he saw me approaching with them. He also adored bird seed and would help himself to the bag if it was in a place he could knock it over. Found him stuck in an empty birdseed bag once. It wasn't empty that morning. Bro was a glutton, but he was a good boi.

  • Lupus. Go out into the sun and immediately start losing hp. And my own body just decides that I'm a virus and tries to exterminate me.

  • Colds are awful in their own way tbh.

  • I kept my ovaries. I'm keeping an eye on stuff but my Dr doesn't think I'll need her since the ovaries are in perfect health.

  • Bro what's your problem lmao