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Landless2029

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  • What's the worst "corporate speak/buzzwords" that you absolutely hate?

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  • This is a gamer term. I've never heard it in a business environment. Even as a IT engineer.

  • What's the worst "corporate speak/buzzwords" that you absolutely hate?

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  • The only time I hear rightsizing is for cloud resources. I've never heard of it in human resources. That sucks.

  • What crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?)

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  • Search JOI on pornhub

  • What crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?)

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  • I asked them where they got the thing to hold the umbrella straight up and transitioned to sharing struggles of beach gear. It was a bit humor with me chasing an umbrella tossed by the wind. Then books since they had some and a few other things.

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  • Valid. I'm in the states and a German friend came to visit. He said the architecture was vastly different. Buildings are made different and they don't have lawns everywhere.

  • TIL that in 1975, after Gillette introduced a two-blade cartridge razor, Saturday Night Live aired a fake commercial for a three-blade razor. Gillette introduced one in 1998. In 2004, a satirical ...

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  • Most of that you do for regular shaving too. Just instead of canned soap you make lather. If you want to be lazy theres great shaving cream in a tube from Cremo you can skip the lathering step.

    Lathering soap with a firm board bristle brush also exfilulates and scrubs your skin. Feels amazing after.

    I do the entire routine and it's very relaxing to do a full shave with good gear. I switched 10 years ago and saved sooooo much money.

    You can get started for $30-$50 to get a safety razor, cremo and a variety pack of blades. You won't look back. Quick and easy shaving. Slap on soap and learn your face angles. It really is muscle memory.

  • What's your favorite fake band name?

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  • The Exits

  • The Fitbit Sense line is cooked because it was too good for Google

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  • My sense 1 died a month ago and I got a sense 2. Mainly because of the battery life on any wearos device doesn't compete at all with the sense series.

    Oddly enough I didn't notice the lack of features since I don't use them.

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  • Its actually extremely common

    Edit: in the usa

  • What crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?)

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  • My guess is JOI...

  • What crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?)

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  • As a teen nieghbor had a girl stay over the summer. We hung out on her enclosed porch in lawn chairs.

    Her: wanna give me head?

    Me: sure.

    Her: I'm not wearing panties. (Wearing a short skin tight dress)

    Me: (causally lifts her leg up and start)

    After a bit.

    Her: Got a condom?

    We fucked right there. Even did doggy with her at the window. We hooked up a few more times after that. Yeah that was a fun summer.

    I personally don't use pick up lines.

    As a teenager on a bus ride I was talking to a guy friend about talking to girls and pickup lines.

    Saw two girls at the front of the bus. They hugged and one got off. I said something along the lines of "dude just go for it. You miss all the shots you don't take"

    So as a demonstration I walked up to the girl and said "hey, are you up for chatting a bit?" Then I sat two seats away and we talked for 10-15 minutes until she got off. Turns out her friend was moving away and she was saying farewell. I didn't try to get a number and wished her well.

    Sat back with my boy and he asked "how did you do that? What line did you use?"I told him I didn't use a line. Just asked if we could chat and we talked. I listened and had a conversation.

    Thats worked several times for me. No pickup lines. Just strike up a conversation with a relevant topic or complement.

    Last time was at the beach. I just walked up to two women and asked about thier beach umbrella.

  • My dearest Lemmy, what is the appliance you have the most beef with?

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  • Yeah I got an HP laser MFC with like 3 new carts 10 years ago. NIC and Duplex. Going to have it for at least 10 more years or brother when it dies.

  • what's something from your job that could kill a horror movie monster/villain?

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  • I work from home...

    Best I got is an old fashioned paper cutter that looked way too heavy duty.

    Cue the scene from The Faculty where the bad boy twists off the blade of that thing.

  • what's something from your job that could kill a horror movie monster/villain?

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  • My mind immediately goes to the resident evil movie elevator scene...

  • What's your phone lock screen?

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  • I've got a rotation of 10 or so cinamagraphs set. Here are a few. I've got one of those tablet phones so they look best when I open my phone due to aspect ratios.

  • What's your phone lock screen?

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  • This one is awesome!

  • What's your phone lock screen?

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  • There are two cats in this picture

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  • I needed this. Still hard to find it on my phone.

  • Modern Auto

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  • Oh it's 100% them cheating emissions

    They're justifying the extras and upping the price