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  • Fuck M.O.

    Get Open Office.

  • This WILL be on the test.

  • Apparently his upper respiratory system was compromised by a shit blockage. The doctor explained "kissing trump's ass for almost ten years without restraint has caused a fecal buildup that has not only blocked his nasal passages but has filled his veins with shit dust. As you know the heart has a hard time pumping shit dust instead of blood".

  • Republicans like sticking their dicks in children. I guess this is practice.

  • Or just show 'em your genitals. Dick... pussy... let them decide. Bonus points if you're showing them your dick and you pee on them because they wouldn't let you in the motherfucking bathroom.

  • Outright stealing the elections could put them over the top too.

  • Shit... don't worry about power, just build another reactor. Even though NO ONE will accept their waste any longer, you can always put it in the road asphalt. As long as no one is walking near the road, no problem!

    I'm surprised FLA doesn't glow at night.

  • An out of date, yet new, drawing tablet. Obsolete at the touch of a finger...

  • Speechless to old white redneck fucksticks perhaps. To the rest of us she sounds like a goddam American patriot who has the good of THIS fucking country in her heart.

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  • There is no doubt there are redcoats still sitting on warehouses full of this stuff, who couldn't get rid of it "way back then". These snake oil salesmen and purveyors of lucky charms expected to make millions from selling shit that doesn't work. Not for viral control anyway.

    And so by voice of king god donnie (kgd), it's time to bring it back and MANDATE it (quick before it's all out of date).

    I wonder how many square feet of the "Big I" Mr. Wormbrain has left to get rid of. Or does he use it to actually deworm?

  • The truth burns him like holy water to a demon.

  • Meanwhile U.S. restaurants are shutting down by the thousands because people stop coming due to the tacked on tips and fees sometimes doubling the cost of the meal. Don't let him wipe you guys out too.

  • Time for a different internet then.

    Another one. Or two.

  • I'm not a pedophile. (i just like raping little girls and occasionally eating one of them). Only says part of it out loud. Doesn't look convincing either. Looks like a shady mobster lying his ass off in a courtroom. Head mobster. Watch him but turn the sound all the way down - just watch him talk. A bad guy is what you'll see without hearing the con man's words.

  • My dear - putin is behind 97% of the geopolitical upheaval occurring on this planet at this time. It's his life's work. And it's j.u.s.t. within his grasp.

    Nutty yahoo is just another fascist shitbag amongst a whole crop of fascist shitbags taking over countries.

  • Oh. You're one of the "time speeding up and slowing down" guys. Oh my. Yeah, that's a real problem. What's your take on wormholes?

  • No doctor... we were supposed to remove his appendix - not cut off his balls and dance around with them on a stick while drinking from a beer hard hat.

    : /

  • ...have a mushroom shaped micro penis, lie profusely with every exhale, shit themselves several times a day, and find themselves busy work being the president of Venezuela and robbing America blind.

    Resumes now being accepted.

  • We don't fucking need "hotter".

    We need some fuckers who can start straightening out the rampant damage to the U.S. (ALL aspects) caused by the orange faced shitgoblin in the white house.