I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack BlackIt's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zack Braff taking a napI attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacksAnd I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your trackYeah, you're wack cause everybody understands what you sayBut when I get on the mic, I make milk out of clayAnd I play air guitar with a tube of toothpasteAnd I say, "Karate pencil case" and put it on tape
It's still the shortest distance between two points, but your example makes "distance" ambiguous, so the answer depends on what definition you end up using.
To be honest the tankies made my transition to lemmy a bit smoother, since they fill the same niche as the idiots of t_d, so it made lemmy kinda familiar.
I'm decent at mayonnaise.