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  • The Ram 1500 is the official car of "more than one, but not so many they take your license away" -- both DUIs and beers before going to work.

  • That's the other "Remind me later" button

  • Oh, RIGHT, that XD

  • I've been thinking about exactly this... you could probably get an apples to apples comparison, by comparing only a specific model year.

    IE, how did every 2023 car perform in the year 2024? Then, parse that by the vehicle's price, or maybe by its propulsion type, maybe both. THAT would be how an honest study of the question would go.

    Of course, Tesla knows that, they can afford really great data scientists. Makes you wonder why they run their obviously flawed safety study instead.

  • "It broke the test equipment" is not NEARLY the clapback Elon thinks it is. That's actually really bad, and probably demonstrates the lethality of the vehicle (it's just too heavy)

    Also I love your username, show me the lie

  • My helmet has a radar in it. Like, why the fuck not, toss two in there

  • No way, the company leadership that gave us MechaHitler would never skimp on Q/A or safety guardrails for their AI products.

  • WhyNotBoth.gif

    And radar is dirt cheap. Toss a radar module (or two!) under the hood, watch as your cars stop plowing into stuff in the frontal plane of movement. It's automation so simple that even Hyundai gets it right.

  • If you ask Tesla drivers, they often purchased the car because someone told them Teslas are safe, despite them being the statistically most lethal car you could drive in America.

    We live in a dystopian information environment.

  • Wow, that's crazy -- I thought they impartially reviewed the federal government and determined that all the waste was coming from the 10-person autonomous safety office at the NHTSA, and whoever does the science to make sure rockets don't poison us all at the FAA.

  • I've also noticed that.

    Intrinsic to the tech, I think. It's not that it gets worse, it just gets different (intentionally, as a feature).

    The teams that ensure "different" trends in the direction of "better," those teams are universally very new at their jobs and at the technology.

    So, serious organizations are figuring out how to test and deploy consistently better AIs. I don't think Elon Musk runs a single serious organization, other than arguably SpaceX.

  • The Hobbit.

    Sing the songs, too

  • I'm sure this is the USP that will restore sales in Canada!

  • I got banned from Twitter for saying the word "cisgendered."

    So they DO know how to build limitations into the software! They've just done it in a fucked up, dystopian way :)

    Edit: LOL I asked Grok... Cisgendered is filtered as a supposed slur, while both the R word for the mentally disabled and the hard R word for the pallor-impaired, neither of those words are filtered as slurs.

  • Unfortunately, you've been replaced by AI.

    ... so, the Cybertruck will blow itself up.

  • There's a lot going on in there. None of it good.

  • As I typed it I read it and I was like "do I shoot my shot and make the joke?" and I had a rare moment of self-restraint

    But Grok would be like "you had me at 𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫"

  • I'm... very sad at how germane that question is in 2025.

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Car safety experts at NHTSA, which regulates Tesla, axed by DOGE

    arstechnica.com /cars/2025/04/car-safety-experts-at-nhtsa-which-regulates-tesla-axed-by-doge/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Self-Driving Teslas Are Fatally Striking Motorcyclists More Than Any Other Brand: New Analysis

    fuelarc.com /news-and-features/self-driving-teslas-are-fatally-striking-motorcyclists-more-than-any-other-brand-new-analysis/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Canada Freezes $43M in Suspicious Tesla Rebates. Tesla’s Claim of 1.5 Sales Per Minute Prompts Government to “Fully Examine Each Claim Individually.”

    fuelarc.com /evs/canada-freezes-43m-in-tesla-rebates/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Zeekr’s New G-Pilot Aims to Fix Their Old Self-Driving System's Mistakes... We Have Video that Shows the Difference

    fuelarc.com /tech/zeekrs-new-g-pilot-aims-to-fix-their-old-self-driving-systems-mistakes-were-cautiously-optimistic/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Self-Driving Tesla Crashes into Wall Painted to Look Like a Road… Just Months Before Planned Robotaxi Launch

    fuelarc.com /tech/self-driving-tesla-crashes-into-wall-painted-to-look-like-a-road-less-than-3-months-before-planned-unsupervised-robotaxi-launch/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Self-Driving Tesla Crashes into Wall Painted to Look Like a Road… Just Months Before Planned Robotaxi Launch

    fuelarc.com /tech/self-driving-tesla-crashes-into-wall-painted-to-look-like-a-road-less-than-3-months-before-planned-unsupervised-robotaxi-launch/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Dodge Chargers Now Have Pop-Up Ads at Every Stoplight

    fuelarc.com /cars/dodge-chargers-now-have-pop-up-ads-at-every-stop/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Dodge Chargers Now Have Pop-Up Ads at Every Stoplight... Just What Nobody Asked For

    fuelarc.com /cars/dodge-chargers-now-have-pop-up-ads-at-every-stop/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    4 Cybertrucks on Fire in a Seattle Holding Lot… Investigators Uncertain if Fires Caused by Arson or Spontaneous Battery Fire

    fuelarc.com /cars/4-cybertrucks-on-fire-in-a-seattle-holding-lot/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Tesla Claimed 8,669 Canadian EV Rebates as the Program Ran Out of Funds… That’s 1.5 Sales Per Minute

    fuelarc.com /hot-takes/tesla-dealerships-claimed-8669-canadian-ev-rebates-in-3-days-thats-1-5-sales-per-minute/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Popup Ads in Your Jeep: The Latest Stellantis Innovation

    fuelarc.com /tech/pop-up-ads-in-your-jeep-the-latest-stellantis-innovation/
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    How a Video Game is Teaching Firefighters to Handle EV Fires

    fuelarc.com /evs/ev-fire-video-games-training-firefighters-for-new-tech-the-fun-way/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Ford Panopticon: Crowd-Sourced Car Tracking Revealed in New Patent

    fuelarc.com /tech/ford-panopticon-crowd-sourced-car-tracking-revealed-in-new-patent/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Updated: 40+ NHTSA Employees Fired Late Friday… Elon Doesn't See Any Conflicts of Interest

    fuelarc.com /hot-takes/40-nhtsa-employees-fired-late-friday-elon-sees-no-conflicts-of-interest/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto

    fuelarc.com /evs/its-official-the-cybertruck-is-more-explosive-than-the-ford-pinto/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Update: NHTSA Crash Data Taken Down Due to Executive Order "Defending Women"… Then Reposted with Victim Data Erased

    fuelarc.com /tech/update-nhtsa-crash-data-scrubbed-due-to-executive-order-lgbtq-car-crash-victim-data-erased/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Updated: CyberTruck "Slices Deer in Half"... Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians.

    fuelarc.com /evs/cybertruck-slices-deer-in-half-at-highway-speed-but-what-about-pedestrians/