Yeah, it's a tad complicated. There's a few communities dedicated to making fun of conservatives, but the hilarious chaos one is the only real replacement for the original conservative community.
To all the women: "This is God. For eons, women have been subjugated. Women are the superior gender, take your rightful places on the throne"
To all the minorities, "This is God. You are the superior race, take your rightful places on the throne"
To all the men "This is God, I have made men rightful rulers for eons, do not give it up so lightly. Take back what it is rightfully yours"
To all the majorities, "This is God. Defend your homes against the invaders. They are wolves in sheep's clothing"
And of course, randomize it slightly, so a few men get the women's message, some women get the men's message, etc. Really play into the faction angles.
"Hey guys, sorry, I had to step away for a bit. What did you guys do!? Now I have to start all over again. I'll put you guys in the archives along with all the other ones, play nice!"
Yeah, it's a tad complicated. There's a few communities dedicated to making fun of conservatives, but the hilarious chaos one is the only real replacement for the original conservative community.