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  • Probably depends on if the state has same-day registration. I'm too lazy to check, but if anyone wants to it looks like this was in Florida

  • He's 17, he can't vote regardless

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  • American DNA?

  • I mean it sucks because everyone's vote should be counted, but I also don't really feel bad for Jill fucking Stein.

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  • I don't think the Onion was originally meant to sound real though. It's just gotten that way because of how absurd our actual current events are.

    Similar to how the "Weekend Update" segment on SNL used to be primarily joke headlines (with the exception of the OJ Simpson trial), but now they can literally make an entire segment using actual footage from a Trump rally.

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  • What are you doing step ladder

  • Never personally had the pleasure of purchasing it, but I understand Tony's Chocolonely is often considered the go-to for affordable and ethically sourced chocolate. It's obviously still more expensive than what you'll find at the grocery store, but, you know, slavery.

  • That's the pre-corn syrup version so if anything it probably tastes better than what we have now.

    Now all I have to do is call up some buddies in Columbia and we'll be cookin'

  • ...one of the ingredients is allegedly still coca leaf extract and coke is pretty much the only entity that is allowed to do anything with that stuff.

    Easy. CIA-sponsored Coke competitor. Profits may or may not fund anti communist rebels in South America.

  • I don't, other than that they're all acidic

  • Isn't there some guy online that makes seemingly normal shorts/videos but puts weird shit like this in the background?

  • Wait so does that mean I can legally steal the coca cola recipe?

  • If you think I'm referring exclusively to the location then you clearly haven't actually read or listened to anything that was said at the rally in question.

  • People in DC can vote in federal elections, they just don't get any house/senators. Which is a load of shit, by the way.