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  • Classic Scientist trying to offer comfort...

    "Listen, I'm sorry your marriage fell apart, but it was the most likely outcome..."

    "Also, you wanna have sex?"

  • We could try but considering the obesity epidemic it'll have to be a damn big coat

  • Can confirm, am American

  • Or could two American adults accompany each other?

  • Define "Adult"

    Does the adult have to be non-American?

    I hope so, or at least require them to be Minnesotan

  • Men can't do anything anymore smh

  • Yes, but I like to think that in a few decades our vision will be a little clearer, and we'll see this dirtdirtbag for who he really was.

    Idk, maybe that's wishful thinking​.

  • Don't worry, he'll go down in history as "The hypocrite who screwed over Barrack Obama and Merrick Garland, and set the country back decades in social justice."

  • I don't know that I wanna know what's going on with a hooker that only needs 10€

    Hope she's doin alright

  • You're damn lucky it didn't end up being unprotected sex with a stranger behind the train station in Barcelona

  • I feel like I need a shower after reading that but also that's kinda funny

  • Good on you for giving him a home instead of turning him away tho

  • I think I just had a glitch in the matrix moment I swear to God I opened this thread and the title said Pfizer, bug after I read your comment I scrolled up and it said Endo International.

  • Literally the plot of Beetlejuice

  • And some people are serial killers

  • I will admit I found "Tampon Tim" funny, but that was because of the irony in how it was meant to make fun of him but instead it helped spread the word about his history of progressive policies.