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  • Grew up in the Catholic Church in New Jersey, USA and we had these every year.

  • That is fucking ghoulish.

  • When I was very young, maybe 7 or 8, my parents took me to Rancocas Nature center in Westhampton, NJ. There was a jar full of tiny, rubber dinosaur figurines in bright neon colors because it was the 80s. I asked my parents if I could get one, but they said no (we had very little money). Well, the ranger manning the shop held up a little orange ankylosaurus and said if I could name it, I could keep it. Well, grade school me was like, “Game on, motherfucker! It’s my time to shine!” I wound up winning 4 of them before the ranger said he might get in trouble if we kept on going. I don’t remember what the other three were, but that neon orange ankylosaurus was my favorite toy for a very long time!

    I hope that ranger is having a great life!

  • Pineapple

  • Oh, that’s a good one!

  • We are actually watching Brooklyn 99 right now!

  • Relationship mechanics. If I give someone a pumpkin twice a week, they’re just going to be confused and pissed.

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  • The sea anemone has developed a very novel method of guarding its ballsack.

  • Oh, come the fuck on…

  • I can’t be the only person who first read “Fuckwhale”

  • Here at the GOP, we just want to control you and fuck your children.

  • He says they are also stupider, uglier, and have worse cars!

  • The songs are catchy and the one about her husbands dick was hilarious.

  • Nice try, pickpocket!

  • I think it’s a good album.

  • Pet my cat Woodworking Reading Watching After Hours or OPCD Hanging out with my wife (100% effective)

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  • I’m not saying I do the same thing, but there are rarely any bats around me.

  • So, he doesn’t play with dolls while he’s on the Hill.

    Got it.