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  • "But you have heard of me...."

  • Well, shit, that's the obvious choice.

  • Ice Pirates was fucking awesome! Heathen...

  • You have clearance, Clarence.

    Roger, Roger.

    What's my vector, Victor.?

  • Is that Vincent Price?

  • Drives me nuts that the capital "I" looks the same as lower case "L". What happened to the top and bottom line on the "I"?

  • Removed

    It never fails

    Jump
  • One of my great aunts used to fall asleep at all of our family get togethers. It was kinda a running joke with the other adults.

  • How many of them, that decided this, have a private jet?

  • Make sure to let door hit you on the way out.

  • Got some from a neighbor the other day..... Left them on the counter..... fuck.

  • Cat hat hook.

  • Looks nothing like her./s

  • 80 years old child

  • Can we please just call him a rapist, officially, before he dies? I'd love for him to take that to the grave!

  • I called parking enforcement on this one. Right in front of the job site drive. We don't come here everyday, but when we do, it'd be nice to be able to pull in. They called me when they got to the car and asked if I wanted it toed. I said that they do it all the time but just give a warning, because it's the first time I've called. Next time, it's gone.