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  • Interesting how you feel things are much easier for you than for others, your life actually sounds rather complicated 🤭

  • Wait a minute why is insurance and travel and everything so much easier when married? I'm single and insurance is cheap and travel is quick and easy, everything else is maddeningly lonely and sometimes I need three hands but I only have two, but other than that what do you mean being married is so much easier?

  • "Shots will be fired!"

    ~ Karoline Leavitt

  • That particular friend is fond of marijuana & alcohol & cocaine. I was 12 in 1987.

  • I have a drug enthusiast friend 10 years younger than me who looks & feels 20 years older than me because drugs really age a person. He said, and I quote, "By all metrics you are younger & healthier than I am."

  • The best way to show up on their Island and fully integrate is to be left there as a newborn baby, as long as baby has the same skin color as the indigenous people. And hope they decide to take care of the baby & keep it instead of murdering it.

    No one else would have a chance.

  • Oh I get it. "It's not a threesome! It's just a vase!"

    Y'all had to explain it to me from the beginning because I thought she was just laying in bed with a prehistoric-looking vase.

  • Whenever I go to Costco when I'm done shopping I sometimes spend up to a half hour putting carts away, the ones that are most obnoxiously blocking parking spots & pedestrians.

  • I do those things & also clean public restrooms because they're usually a mess when I go in there, so make it mess-free for the next person who goes in after me. And a certain beach I frequent is notorious for trash so before I can enjoy the beach, I spend about an hour with latex gloves & a trash bag & restore the beach to its undefiled state. No one knows I do these things, no one cares, and nobody pays me for being a secret janitor.

  • So ... she's in the midst of a weird impossible threesome?

  • I'm sorry if your friends hurt you. Me too. That's why I prefer to have conversations with anonymous strangers. I'm done with real people.

  • Is anybody truly "normal?" Whenever I pick up my phone to waste time, I bounce between:

    ̶L̶e̶m̶m̶y̶ nevermind you said we're not allowed to mention that

    YouTube

    Email

    Excel spreadsheets

    Amazon shopping app

    VA app for appointment reminders, medical records, messaging with my doctors

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  • That's in response to someone saying that those women in the photo up there are getting paid money. I replied that men DON'T give women money (addendum: unless the women are prostitutes).

  • Forcing us to become careful & selective about who/what we allow into our personal space.

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  • You were literally complaining that the wealthy men you fucked didn't give you money

    I have dated poor men, wealthy men, middle class men, none of them gave me anything in return for my love, they did not love me back, they just wanted to ejaculate inside my body. I never mentioned anything about "money." That was your word.

  • Drugs cost money and make people addicted and act like idiots and ruin lives. Why would any intelligent person do that to themselves? Addiction runs in my family and it killed my dad & grandpa & cousin. No. I will not try drugs.

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  • But you asked for a "cola" which should clear up any misunderstanding. What did they roast you about?

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  • What was the follow up question?

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  • I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE!! Gross. My vagina is for men I love. I don't know why that seems to be such a rare concept these days.

    Men lure me in pretending they love me. I am a victim of so many heartbreaks.