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  • A bunch of Protestants think the Pope is the Antichrist, but apparently Vance identifies as Catholic, so yeah, he's defying God. Catholic doctrine also holds that the Pope is infallible when ruling on theology.

  • I bet the Eurasians are the ones spreading the lies. There's a reason we have always been at war with them.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Prison overcrowding leads to record tuck shop revenues

    www.rte.ie /news/2026/0319/1564231-prison-tuckshop-revenue/
  • The living space features three bedrooms and 3 1/2 baths and a detached guest house.

    Price sounds about normal for San Francisco Bay. The more interesting question is why it has half a bath.

  • I am entirely in favour of Mark Zuckerberg holding the bag when "AI" finally implodes.

  • Unless you live in Waterford, the song is accurate.

  • Bikes aren't allowed on motorways, and if you sneak past the checkpoints you have a good chance of dying.

  • I live in Tipperary. A while ago I had an interview for a job in Louth, and one of the interviewers asked me if I would be driving the breadth of the country every weekday; her tone of voice and body language suggested this was a perfectly reasonable thing to do, and more plausible than moving house.

    I answered no, I'd move, because people who drive across multiple counties 10 times a week are lunatics. Turned out one of the other interviewers was a lunatic.

  • What did/does he do?

  • I'm sorry, I thought this was Cards Against Humanity.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump‘s ‘Board of Peace‘ Considers Stablecoin for Gaza Efforts: FT

  • mbin mentioned!

    Also there's Sharkey, which is basically Misskey but in English.

    Akkoma is like independent Misskey or something.

    WriteFreely is a blogging platform.

  • They're not all shagging at the same time

  • Probably Obama, like most people, figures there's life on another planet somewhere in the universe, but that tge aliens haven't visited Earth.

  • And those people have higher than average testosterone, so they're hornier. Apparently Olympic Village is a small orgy, hence all the condoms.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

    www.independent.co.uk /sport/olympics/winter-olympics/winter-olympics-free-condoms-valentines-b2920445.html
  • Before the 1840s, Irish farmers lived on.potatoes and milk, with the odd herring in winter when milk was harder to come by. Not a pleasant diet, and you're buggered if the potato harvest fails, but definitely doable.

  • Fascism is a radically conservative ideology obsessed with promotion of (what the fascist sees as) traditional values and behaviours. That includes cisheteronormativity, as queerness isn't traditional anywhere.

  • The ultimate goal is for Amazon Retail to become infrastructure. Bezos and his minions don't want people to think of Amazon Retail as a shop; they want people to think of Amazon Retail as The Thing You Use To Buy Physical Things On The Internet. As Steam is to PC games, so Amazon want to be to physical things.

  • Cannibal?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    OpenAI Representatives Are Going to Critics' Houses With Threats and Demands

    futurism.com /artificial-intelligence/openai-critics-houses
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Dev creates astrology-powered CPU scheduler for Linux, makes decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs — sched_ext framework informed by lunar phases, cosmic weather reports, and dynamic

    www.tomshardware.com /software/linux/dev-creates-astrology-powered-cpu-scheduler-for-linux-makes-decisions-based-on-planetary-positions-and-zodiac-signs-sched-ext-framework-informed-by-lunar-phases-cosmic-weather-reports-and-dynamic-time-slicing
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    TD could not propose congestion motion as he was stuck in traffic

    www.rte.ie /news/politics/2026/0121/1554356-m50-traffic-labour/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kuwait revokes citizenship of its serving ambassador to London

    www.newarab.com /news/kuwait-revokes-citizenship-its-serving-ambassador-london
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Teens held as Dutch police probe death after snowball row

    www.rte.ie /news/world/2026/0108/1552147-snowball-row-death/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Russia plans nuclear power plant on moon within decade

    www.rte.ie /news/2025/1224/1550450-power-plant-moon/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump Media to merge with nuclear fusion company to power AI

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Israeli forces raid Palestinian kids' play on Ben-Gvir's orders

    www.newarab.com /news/israeli-forces-raid-palestinian-kids-play-ben-gvirs-orders
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kate Beckinsale claims her daughter's boyfriend has laid 2 eggs: 'It’s a little bit gross'

    ew.com /kate-beckinsale-claims-her-daughter-boyfriend-has-laid-two-eggs-11856466
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Town’s Huge Christmas Mural Was Generated Using AI, Resulting in Ghastly Chthonic Horrors

    futurism.com /artificial-intelligence/christmas-mural-ai
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    This mom’s son was asking Tesla’s Grok AI chatbot about soccer. It told him to send nude pics, she says

    www.cbc.ca /news/investigates/tesla-grok-mom-9.6956930
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Is this seat taken? Gang arrested over theft of 1,000 restaurant chairs in Spain

    www.euronews.com /2025/10/22/is-this-seat-taken-gang-arrested-over-theft-of-1000-restaurant-chairs-in-spain
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump taps marijuana entrepreneur as Iraq envoy

    www.newarab.com /news/trump-taps-marijuana-entrepreneur-iraq-envoy
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits

    www.engadget.com /tesla-reintroduces-mad-max-full-self-driving-mode-that-breaks-speed-limits-190659583.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Family of ducks crossing Perth's Kwinana Freeway cause six-car peak-hour pile up

    www.abc.net.au /news/2025-10-10/ducks-crossing-kwinana-freeway-cause-pile-up-/105877568
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Man on trial in Albania kills judge, injures two others in shooting

    www.aljazeera.com /news/2025/10/6/man-on-trial-in-albania-kills-judge-injures-two-others-in-shooting