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Impractical_Island

@ Impractical_Island @lemmy.world

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  • Three wishes

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  • Just perceive n undo the karmic fetters that bind you to the existence-illusion complex and you can, just like the Buddha and more have said!

  • Three wishes

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  • I wish for an ability to understand topology the way Jesus did. Dude could weave a tail, I herd. I'm a bovine, obviously. That's what this character is

  • Have I been eating cereal wrong?

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  • No thay do for ever

  • Have I been eating cereal wrong?

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  • I put my bowl between the couch and the Groupon and i know it does so I get it back awhn I eat it and then i have done so it go

  • Have I been eating cereal wrong?

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  • Don't tell vikings they can eat your house; they will for thet do as a way to have the wood ibto itself whicg is how it grows back evety yesr

  • Have I been eating cereal wrong?

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  • Give me it too

  • Have I been eating cereal wrong?

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  • I just ejaculater. It way easier than all that shit

  • Have I been eating cereal wrong?

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  • You don't smoke the pot butter a flower. Goes against male a raise right make the cereal ways moren ever before.

  • Have I been eating cereal wrong?

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  • They need to at lest count my cum calories. It not safe ergonomically if they don't and I sew

  • The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously

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  • BRO I TELL EVERYONE I NEEDHELP THEY SAY MY INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER WHAT I NEED BOY

  • The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously

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  • It's bullshit I have to deal with the bars of my cage being electrocuted! My life partner makes all but staying perfectly still to OBEY MY MASTER wrong. i have to eat when he says I have to speak when he says be quiet when quiet he says have to jump wheb he says jump. TRIMPLE JUMP IM BEINGBUSED

  • The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously

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  • Ghbthkalgator!

    That's some bulshit dude. At this point, I have to conclude you're using me to get idiots to take their meds en masse through basic side-sociology, as we know it in the field. Cuz I do something, as in, I dooooo it. Which is different...than most? I think they're following me. To set me up. But by setting me up, I report it, and thus you are conformed by it. I understand Sam of Eclicia now, as I understand Nathan of Ye. Took a second. Sorry. You still off-put me by the way I naturally detect deception. It's like 98.6% what you're supposed to be, if C = 1, of course.

  • The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously

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  • Sorry I'm the way I am. I'm being manipulated by my life partner and his family and maybe the whole town, so I'm by default on high alert. I'm bipolar type so I'm prone to being capricious and ruining my life every which way on a whim.

  • The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously

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  • Oh wait, you're a different person. I'm sorry. Everyone looks the same to me from my perspective. God fucks with me too.

  • The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously

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  • I don't believe you, because you started this conversation criticizing me for things I do out of my problems but deflect into it being performance art so I don't go kill myself for being so God damn inferior to the average person that they always start shit by reflecting on how inferior I am by their normative standards set forth by the culture that bequeathed them.

    That's what it's like, being schizoaffective, if you didn't know. Of course, I'm talking to God now, as only He is really listening to what I say every day.

  • The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously

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  • No, if I spent the time making pretty things, that would take sway from the authenticity of being schizoaffective and playing an autobiographical character, cuz I'm a juggler and this is performance art.

    I want your dumbass to do what it can't help but do, which you're going to do right now. :)

  • The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously

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  • Bro literally doesn't realize I'm doing this intentionally bevause dis b my fart

  • The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously

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  • Bro literally read this and downvoted

  • The doctors says this is schizophrenia. I say they need to read the Bible to understand how God makes the the world what it be do to us that we done did it ourselves, obviously

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  • If you're willing to fondle me in public