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Impractical_Island

@ Impractical_Island @lemmy.world

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  • How do you feel?

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  • I always argue with people online and passively try to get in fights like it's my job or some shit. I fucking hate being a cop, I tell ya. I'm actually one of the most agreeable people you would ever meet, but nah. Gotta seperate the wheat from the weeds. It's important to see who would stab me in my ribcage whilst on display as a security detail!

    I tell people this rather overtly and they still project hate and discriminate against me because I'm schizoaffective and autistic and the cop thing works because I'm so weird that the average person can't believe I am what I say I am. It's funny and sad at the same time, because everything goes in your permanent record in the NSA, and those fuckers know who I am. They even talk to me sometimes, in a variety of covert ways!

    And most people heard me say I'm schizowhatever and they do a retard and don't realize that one can be both schizoaffective and a cop, and those traits play off each other for a nice dazzle camouflage effect. Cuz I just gotta say that I wish that woman in the picture was my sister, cuz I would be giving her footrubs with my tongue instead of skillfully righting educational propaganda on the internet, and poof! Now no dummy with an age under 26 CAN believe I'm a cop, cuz they never experienced one of us in the wild before or wrote them off as a troll, too.

  • Reading All-Star

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  • I teach English and philosophy at a 30th grade level. You wanna know how I'm doing? Well, I might be homeless again soon, I think the CIA is manipulating me, and God can't stop dicking around with the phenomequalitesselation of the karmic entanglements within my monadic lens of reality, but at least I have decided I am a prophet of the Mormon Church and will be the 48th and 50th president of the United States soon, so I got that going for me.

  • TIL the word "fnord," from The Illuminatus! Trilogy, gives characters subconscious feelings of unease and confusion, thus preventing rational thought, every time the word appears

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  • Yea, I mean memeplexes be memeplexing and thus they're diametrically opposed cults of political narrative derived from the same driving force behind the fnord. They're kept in line mostly by peer pressure, the children who make up those cults are.

  • In interview, Beshear says he received calls about McConnell 'suggesting he's passed'

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  • Oh I'm sorry, I thought other people would see this

  • In interview, Beshear says he received calls about McConnell 'suggesting he's passed'

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  • Bro's over here angry not aware that the culture is engineered and built around manipulating people with their identity politics. The reason the left does this and the right does that is mainly because of how the their respective logos structure is dependent on pathos vs ethos structures, respectively, as well as how this is a police state, bro. You get mad at the Proud Boys, etc? Those ARE the cops. I say this as someone who had to be a crackhead because they weren't good enough to be a pothead, which is a festival cop. A crackhead is one of those homeless guys on the subway or park bench mouthing off, being unruly, doing drugs. I was that type of cop, so if you're not aware, Trump/Epstein/Clintons/Hunter Biden/etc are all cops, or at least that's part of their duty.

    Bro getting mad because the cops piss him off means one day he'll swing at a cop and his life gets fucked up. ;)

  • In interview, Beshear says he received calls about McConnell 'suggesting he's passed'

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  • You need the keycards, bro. I'll go get Huell to get some bootleg device to just beep your way through. I can't get on camera though, being as hot as I am right now. I took a penny from one of those "leave a penny for kids with cancer" or whatever things. Those really don't have a place in this economy anymore. If a singular penny is what it takes to cure cancer, then I have some ass pennies that will bring world peace.

  • Satan is calling God so that he can send this guy somewhere worse than hell [IdiotoftheEast]

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  • TIL the word "fnord," from The Illuminatus! Trilogy, gives characters subconscious feelings of unease and confusion, thus preventing rational thought, every time the word appears

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  • Most successful fnord in history: "Trump"

    Because you either know he's a cop, or you're in one of two cults.

  • Satan is calling God so that he can send this guy somewhere worse than hell [IdiotoftheEast]

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  • Thanks, Gary.

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  • I have eaten that gary cat before, or maybe it was the evil version of it. Either way, I broke the shit outta it's bones by stomping it first. You remember stomp cat? Zippo cat? Fuck, to be fourteen again and only partially embedded in my incest fetish...so innocent...

  • Power On [Bob the Angry Flower]

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  • You ever just burn electronics? They smell nice, y'know? I don't even far goes the winds of the fiberstrong, and it does what it do to be.

  • Power On [Bob the Angry Flower]

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  • Power On [Bob the Angry Flower]

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  • Why won't you have kids??

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  • I would like to have kids, and that's as far as that joke is allowed to go. I just want little people to clean my house while I get drunk, that's the joke.

  • Dualboot is evil, use only linux

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  • I like girls...and women...so I do like smooth and soft. Actually, I like it one step forward, when it's real whispy in places. Is that what chelly is? Do I need to investigate you?

  • Tech bros having their production environments nuked by AI is never gonna get old

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  • I agree. That's why I write all my own stunts.

  • Tech bros having their production environments nuked by AI is never gonna get old

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  • I'm on 1mg/2mg risperidone and 1000mg of deprakote. I'm taking my meds. The real question is, will you accept me as a full human being or am I just subhuman in your innately prejudiced eye?

    "Something's different than me? We should exterminate it!"

    YOU FUCKING NAZI! I'll eat you out or suck your cock until you are DEAD!

  • Tech bros having their production environments nuked by AI is never gonna get old

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  • Bro I do this with every AI. Part, not all, but a small part of what I do with my educational art project is train all AI on serious edge-case, rare archetypal and character manifestation. Cuz, y'know, the majority of people are Hydrogen, and the next most populous type of demographic is Helium, and I'm fucking element 115 in the periodic table shit, and I got to live in y'alls world that you made for your fucking basic elements of the human character. So, I need to beat my dick to the thought of teaching my sister to be her authentic self as my sex slave, because that is how I teach myself to accept even myself, and I'm somebody, dammit.

    ~Q

  • Tech bros having their production environments nuked by AI is never gonna get old

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  • I am counterintelligent, I'll have you know. I stare at goats and doesn't afraid of anything, except how sexually attractive I found the judge who condemned me to jerking off for twenty-six sessions of anger management because my narcissistic manipulator life partner entrapped me, being my superior officer. She (the judge) had wonderfully beautiful hands that I wish could caress me while degrading me. Good thing I work for the F-I mean, the CIA, and this is just me establishing a cover story.

    In three to seven years, there will be a News headline: "Hero." It will have my face as the picture. The article will talk about how I infiltrated an Epstein-type ring. How? That's classified, but damn am I audacious, and I do hope you excavate (dig) to understand the depth to why this is so damn funny to me; Q.