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I Cast Fist

@ ICastFist @programming.dev

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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

  • Bluesky made more money selling T-shirts mocking Mark Zuckerberg in one day than it has in two years of selling custom domains

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  • If Brutus ain't around, we can count on Luigi

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  • I only beat it at ~10yo because I knew how to read walkthroughs, which is what finally led me to enter Saffron. At no point I thought that one of the purchasable drinks from a vending machine could be used to "bribe" the guard on the entrance, I always thought it was some special item somewhere (which became the case in the FR/LG remakes) or some other event.

  • My god! Is there an YouTube alternative at all!?

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  • Sounds like you should try TV to keep up with news

  • Bro, is that a hole?

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  • You should try Legal Eagle. I hear he's great with legal woes stemming from digging holes that have nothing to do with the bodies that might be inside

  • Bro, is that a hole?

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  • Hey now, I said no meaningful work, not evil bullshit

  • Bro, is that a hole?

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  • My favorite male fantasy that games allow me to realize is that of becoming a successful man despite not executing any meaningful work.

  • World travelers

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  • It also plays a central role in the Coconut Religion founded in 1963 in Vietnam.

    follows the Coconut Religion link

    The Coconut Religion was founded in 1963 by Vietnamese mystic and scholar Nguyễn Thành Nam,[1] also known as the Coconut Monk,[2][3] His Coconutship,[4] Prophet of Concord,[4] and Uncle Hai[4] (1909 – 1990[5]).

    Oh, come the fuck on, now

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    truex

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  • Je suis un omelete du fromaaaaage

  • Why indeed

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  • "Program is slow? Just get better hardware, brah!!! It's cheap, bruh!!!"

    Fuck you and anyone that thinks like that

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  • I am the most powerful spell of the muscle wizard

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  • Last time I went to a beach, it was during southern winter (tropical climate, so temps never dropped under 20ºC). The only thing that kept me from going further out swimming was the amount of jellyfish being carried by the current.

  • Git, invented in 2005. Programmers on 2004:

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  • "We've always done things this way, we ain't changing!" - some folks in the Foss community, like those RCS maintainers

  • People Are Using AI to Create Influencers With Down Syndrome Who Sell Nudes

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  • Steal content, use AI to pretend the model has down syndrome, sell paid fanvue videos (because onlyfans is stricter with AI).

    Chat, I don't even

  • Needed To Talk

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  • Spidercheat, spidercheat, does some really awful shit

  • The wildest details in the Facebook memoir Meta is trying to bury

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  • Mark Zoofucker, known puppy molester, has stated that his platform has no need for fact checking

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  • But they need to look busy! Chug along the video!

  • People outside the US, do you still consider America a democracy?

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  • Kinda. On how the voting process works in general, I consider it a worse democracy than Brazil, since nearly anything only gets voted if there's enough lobby money being thrown at it, not to mention the astronomic campaign costs. Each state having different voting laws makes the democracy weaker

  • How screwed are you?

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  • Until you get some experience in, avoid fights with cats

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    TIL Dick Bong

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  • DOCTOR Gay Hitler 🤣