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@ ICastFist @programming.dev

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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

  • Something something history is a flat circle

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  • Zig or V could've been shown instead of Carbon (the lone C)

  • Something something history is a flat circle

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  • Oh, so it's a contender against Brainfuck

  • Something something history is a flat circle

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  • Some people really suck at coming up with names for their programming languages. There are so many single letter languages (B, C, D, E, F, J, K, V...) that it really makes one wonder what the fuck is wrong with them

  • Dystopian Startup Lets the Wealthy Rent Off Duty Cops on Demand

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  • Or firefighting back in Roman times. "Oh no, what an unexpected fire in this place I'd like to buy! Too bad my men only put out fires in places I own, which, by the way, would you like to sell your burning home to me? I'll pay half the price because I'm generous, you see"

  • Dystopian Startup Lets the Wealthy Rent Off Duty Cops on Demand

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  • Sounds like they'll rate those that killed at least one innocent person higher

  • Dystopian Startup Lets the Wealthy Rent Off Duty Cops on Demand

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  • I mean, cops effectively protect wealth, not people, so being rented like that certainly aligns with their daily jobs

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  • Let's not forget that apples, strawberries and cashews are pseudofruits, just like the produce of my labor!

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  • Or slicing it to throw on a mashed avocado for tasty guacamole

  • Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine

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  • According to the article, it was a weight training chain

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    AI is killing the web. Can anything save it?

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  • Can anything save it? Yes: REGULATION. Regulate all this shit (AI, online advertising, webcrawlers) down to the pixel if needed. Fine the companies and their CEOs into 3 generations of bankruptcy.

    But, since politicians are either too stupid, too old, too corrupt, or any combination thereof, nothing's gonna happen.

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    AI is killing the web. Can anything save it?

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  • I thought they were the ads already

  • Microsoft buys more than a billion dollars’ worth of excrement, including human poop, to clean up its AI mess — company will pump waste underground to offset AI carbon emissions

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  • And vice versa!

  • Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police

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  • The driver was a first time Skyrim player

  • No trickle...

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  • Adding to this: GDP only measures the amount of money spent on stuff, not the actual value of the things. That's one of the reasons that makes economists think untouched nature is bad, it doesn't contribute to the GDP

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  • So It was all a convoluted plan to take a few days off, what a slacker!

  • [No PHPun Intended] A Brief History of Web Development

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  • It's still bad nowadays, and it's the main language used on pretty much every system of several state level secretaries in Brazil. My colleagues work with it daily (I don't program, thankfully) and they're not exactly fond of it. Legacy systems, man

  • [No PHPun Intended] A Brief History of Web Development

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  • Nah, i'd say java has been better than PHP overall

  • If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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  • Best I could realistically pull off is a wig to look like someone from Queen, when they had long hairs. If I put makeup, it's instant Twisted Sister

  • And tonight, we feast. Is the spell finally lifting?

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  • It's something that naturally happens whenever she starts talking