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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

  • Curious. What puts you off in Ivalice Chronicles?

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  • I am sad because these squares look very out of place, unlike hexagons which are beautiful and perfect and never cause problems whatsoever, ever ever!

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  • Soudns like you're about to blow up

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  • So, all those cartoons depicting cavemen dragging a woman by her hair were on to something. Time to write some caveman on modern woman smut!

  • Exactly, the trailer does a hell of a job of selling the game. It completely hides how you're supposed to avoid destruction. How the hell the devs didn't think of adding a free "fucking around" mode, or villain mode (which is the top mod for the game) is truly baffling

  • I couldn't afford subscriptions either, which is why 99% of my WoW playtime is in private servers, most of which are now long dead. I think my account in Firestorm might still exist, I first played there when it had Warlords of Draenor, then gave it another go during BfA. I should check it again someday.

  • Pretty sure you can go 3rd person as soon as your hands are untied, when you enter the first building after either the Imperial or Stormcloak soldier

  • My personal experience with the Mega Drive Sonic games was always "fun first 2 stages, not so fun afterwards"

  • Megaton Rainfall. The game billed itself as having you fly around like a demigod stopping an alien invasion. I bought it like 2 years after release, hyped as all hell. The unskippable intro is boooooooooooring and takes way too long. Time to blast some aliens! Only they end up as some sort of fucking puzzle, where each one has to be beaten the correct way. To make matters worse, you have to avoid destruction at all costs, if too much civilian infrastructure gets blown up, you fail the mission. Of all the (limited) powers you unlock, exactly one can protect civilians, and it fucking sucks.

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  • Don't be too adventurous now

  • I've seen photos of super muscular cattle, it's crazy to the point that cows have difficulty birthing calves.

  • Yolked because of all the albumin

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  • "Finding the correct amount of crackers to make a boiling tube crack, by Liane Cartman et. al."

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  • Maybe the frying is the special sauce in making them more flammable? Fry donuts with a donut-fueled stove to get more donuts for fuel.

  • Or send money straight to the author and pirate the book

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  • Where are my dark colors? I wanna be broody and edgy

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  • Aiming for the Guiness, I guess

  • Cannot be shipped to Brazil :(

  • Wake me up when we have cheap ass (US$300 and under) linux phones.