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HowAbt2day

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  • Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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  • Unless that’s his entire CV because at 22 yo, because what could he have done to merit such a critical role in the government?

    All work dignifies but not all work prepares you for nation impacting decisions.

  • Trump may launch Trump-branded mobile phone and a wireless service that could compete with the likes of Verizon, AT&T, and T-Mobile.

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  • “Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

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    Failure Parade

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  • And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.

  • TIL: There is a demon named "Leonard". He's a three-horned goat in charge of orgies.

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  • Is that where we get horny goat weed?

  • Every rule has an exception

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  • If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

  • Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match

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  • For the bee

  • Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match

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  • Beelionaire

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  • I think he’s grokking.

  • Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones

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  • My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

  • SSSSSEEEEEXXXXXXYYYYY

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  • She had access to creams, ointments and fragrances and good sleep. She also kept ugly ass lady servants to keep the contrast in her favor.

  • Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying Headphones

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  • I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

  • Juice

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  • The first bottle, IIRC.

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  • 69, son. 69.

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  • If you have a problem with neurodivergent ape namers, please understand that you’re wrong wrong wrong.

  • Juice

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  • And even faster if you pour it into a glass like a decent human versus drinking straight from the bottle like my mom would say, “a goddam animal like your father”.

  • Juice

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  • It tastes like the other bottles. They’re identical.

  • Can Anyone Recommend a Weighted Stuffed Animal?

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  • So are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.

  • Can Anyone Recommend a Weighted Stuffed Animal?

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  • My 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.

  • Who is a celebrity you used to really like, but don't anymore?

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  • He divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.