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TheOrcWhoWrites

@ HoneyMustardGas @lemmy.world

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  • What was your first word today?

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  • Well, that's 'cause you came here in the middle of the conversation all catawampus actin' all ill-willie; if we start from the beginning, only then you can see that this response is just taradiddle. Soon, you will notice that I am using these highfalutin words to just Hornswoggle ya. Now, excuse me while I absquatulate.

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  • I have to quick blur NSFW on here when I go in public, so as to not have awkward glaring duels with strangers such as the ones that might be behind me on the bus. But in a casual setting where I have a social opportunity I just leave the Lemmy nudes on my feed unobscured. Someone goes, wtf you lookin'' at and I am like: I don't dictate nor direct the feeds, they direct me lol.

    When I was a teen in summer camp, the girls once spied on us in the shower. We knew but they didn't know we knew, so we put on a show. We teased them about it more than they did that year. Lol. It's usually the other way around in movies.

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  • "How is modern times different than you predicted or hoped it would be?"

    "What changed that you wished didn't; what hasn't changed that you wished did change?"

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  • No, but I would invite the idea. If someone would be THAT interested, I would gladly show them all the fckd up shit I look up and create. If they did it w/o my consent, lol for them.

    Rule 12 applies in all aspects of life; not just on the Internet.

    If I ever paid for a will, I have this idea that I would want all the contents of my devices, and my search history published, and a QR code put on my gravestone. But I would imagine it wouldn't be any more unique than most others.

  • What's something really good that is about to happen, and not a lot of people know about it?

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  • But eventually EVs will go down in price or should like a lot of other things as they become more popular. They shouldn't ban sale of used ICEs though. That wouldn't be fair. And it would make ICEs worthless. I can't afford an EV yet but no hope to one day. If a country band ICEs the logical thing would be for EVs to go down to be affordable.

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  • It's more about cost efficiency. We probably won't see the end of fossil fuels in our lifetime. The reserves are finding more and more scarce though. Plus people have told me they use solar power at home and charge their EV.

  • What's something really good that is about to happen, and not a lot of people know about it?

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  • It makes sense, why does anyone need them? We will run out of fossil fuels in the next 25-50 years. They are also less cost efficient.

  • What was your first word today?

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  • Flumadiddle means ridiculous nonsense.

  • What was your first word today?

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  • I woke up yesterday with one of my cats on my head. I guess they like to test the limits of what or who they can sit on.

  • What was your first word today?

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  • Every morning I like to stretch and blurt out a random word. Today it was: Flumadiddle.

  • TIL if you google 'Comic Sans', the search results webpage will change font to Comic Sans

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  • When I was in school for graphic design, anyone who used a default font would automatically fail a project.

    Also, current SNL sucks compared to this.

  • We can't stop here. This is bat country.

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  • Lol, "you're giving me such a clue!" "Let's follow it, it's pointing that way"

  • TIL if you google 'Comic Sans', the search results webpage will change font to Comic Sans

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  • Comic Sans gets a bad rap but I used it for my system theme font on my first smartphone years ago. The same is said about Papyrus which was my favorite OG default font for mspaint.

  • Which water filtration pitcher do you use?

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  • I use a Brita tank but the filters are generic made to fit in Brita water tanks.

  • When applying for a new job do most employers still require drug scans and do they also go through your social media?

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  • All my social media is private so they wouldn't be able to look me up, but assume they do if they can. Drug tests are commonplace in my state. The only ones that might not are under the table jobs.

  • "If everyone's an asshole, you're the asshole," but what are they when they apologize?

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  • What is something that only exists because people are stupid?

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  • Oh that makes more sense. But they should wrap the bananas individually so they don't brown as quick

    Edit: wait, if someone with a disability can't peel a banana, how will they open this package?

  • What is something that only exists because people are stupid?

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  • 'Caution: Hot' on coffee.

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  • They would go bad instantly. I would assume these would be only suitable for banana bread. Reminds me of prechopped veggies that are way overpriced.