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  • Write letters to the press. Ripped from Control:

    Dear New York Tribune,

    Airplanes aren't real. I figured out how they do it.

    The windows are TV screens. The whole thing moves on big tracks like a rollercoaster that moves through underground tunnels in the Earth. Airports are more like train stations.

    They do this because the sky is full of monsters that they don't want us to know about. The planes we see in the sky are the monsters. The government made the Earth-trains look like the monsters so they could lie to us better.

    Don't contact me.

    Not real, obviously, but clearly the most effective tactic when no one takes your 100% legit theories seriously.

  • If you were somehow still waiting for a reason....

  • It's only a model...

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  • Ngl sometimes I swing by the store, buy like 5lbs of various fruit and gorge myself all evening until I feel like a fat fruit bat. I am a slut for fruit, I wish I was in an area where I could actually get some foraged stuff

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  • Absolute fucking classic

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  • Fun fact, urchin originally meant hedgehog, so this actually works. From Etymonline:

    Urchin

    c. 1300, irchoun, yrichon "hedgehog, small spiny mammal of the Old World," from Old North French *irechon (cognate with Picard irechon, Walloon ireson, Hainaut hirchon), from Old French herichun "hedgehog" (Modern French hérisson). This is formed with diminutive suffix -on + Vulgar Latin *hericionem, from Latin ericius "hedgehog." This is reconstructed to be an enlarged form of er, originally *her, from PIE root *ghers- "to bristle" (source also of Greek kheros "hedgehog;" see horror).

    SOURCE

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  • My bad, was meant to be an expansion, not a correction. I have the insufferable need to chime in sometimes and pre-resolve potential ambiguities. It's something im working on.

    Reason I even brought it up is I'm usually nice to npc's in general, but man. Some people I see in videos or anecdotes from assosciates got me giving them a mad side-eye. 1's and 0's or not, the malice and sadism gets ridiculous sometimes. Makes me repeatedly realize how different some people consume the same game as me in ways I never thought of and/or could never bring myself to do.

    Anyway, interjection over, that was it

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  • Depends on the game. Depends on the player.

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  • I mean, it's not the first option I'd go with but it is certainly one of the ideas I've ever heard

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  • You dont need to know yourself, just follow the instructions the doctor gives you before the procedure. Usually fasting, maybe a rinse.

  • Hail Zorp!

  • Same, but i haven't even played the first one. I gotta stop doing that....

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  • I once rented an apartment that explicitly banned cats over 35lbs. Either the person who wrote it doesn't know how units/cats work or there is a story there that I really want to hear.

  • Malt-o-Meal was actually the cheap bag brand when I was coming up. Never seen these in boxes, but their versions of cereals slap

  • All I hear is the Tom scream

  • Any of the 20 main english anime actors? Idk anime actors like that, someone else probably does, but i HAVE skimmed their IMDB's and god damn. Some of these people have 200+ roles in the last decade. There's gotta be some protag typecast whose team could just wipe out entire solar systems with minimal effort.

    • Wedges
    • Curly
    • Zigzag
    • Shoestring
    • Waffle
    • Tots
    • Sweet Potato (not a potato but closer than an onion)
    • Onion Rings (not a potato, would be 3 otherwise)