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  • "We called ourselves the MOD Squad, short for Merchants of Death."

    Looks like Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms have a whole new set of friends.

  • Oh no, it was very specific and hard to cram all the words in to the time. Typical Sora is that it's either screaming or long pauses.

  • It was used almost exclusively for slop and slop-based ads or videos that shouldn't be slop. I was on there yesterday and some account had 2 videos of a woman in front of a plain wall talking for 15 seconds about tax implications for investments. A real human could have filed it with an iphone in 3 minutes.

    But now that's Google and Grok's problems, I guess.

  • Maybe me, maybe me and the Iyatolah.

  • I should have added a /s - that's the joke. She had mentioned living in the Gulf at some point, and is influential here, ergo she's an "influencer in Dubai" maybe, from our perspective.

  • Yeah, logically it makes zero sense to bet for it other than ego-soothing. Which even that barely makes sense. And it's not like the Christians can bet $1 million, either. The funds get withdrawn and held, so you're literally out money and wouldn't ever collect on the winnings.

    Might as well bet on an asteroid hitting earth and wiping out all life on earth. To win the bet, you have to be dead.

  • This is several pictures. I saw them all. A guy came up to me, big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes, and says "Sir, I've never seen all the pictures in the GIF. I'm glad you saw them for me." I'm a super picture-seer, the likes of which have never been seen before. I refer to every frame of the GIF as a picture because I'm also a four-dimensional time god.

  • Oh, I've never seen a picture of Violet08

  • I love this. I especially love that you can bet on this now, too. It's the only good thing PolyMarket has ever done is allow betting on "Jesus will return in 2026"

    However, practically, Trump is placating a large voting base and source of money ahead of the midterms. Churches can do what a bunch of MAGA influencers can't do - convince people it's God's plan for them to pay $5 a gallon for gas. He needs them, this is what they wanted. It's purely transactional.

  • From the knees up, mostly.

  • I'm your back door lover

    Comin' from behind with the lights down low

  • Don't forget stopping to take a shit just whenever. I love horses, but getting them out of an urban setting was probably the best aspect of the industrial revolution.

    But the horse automation can get you home on autopilot if it's feeding time.

  • For anyone unsure: Jevon's Paradox is that when there's more of a resource to consume, humans will consume more resource rather than make the gains to use the resource better.

    Case in point: AI models could be written to be more efficient in token use (see DeepSeek), but instead AI companies just buy up all the GPUs and shove more compute in.

    For the expansive bloat - same goes for phones. Our phones are orders of magnitude better than what they were 10 years ago, and now it's loaded with bloat because the manufacturer thinks "Well, there's more computer and memory. Let's shove more bloat in there!"

  • "Brand denies wrongdoing"

    Of course. "Use is consent to the user agreement."

    They could get you to swear eternal fealty to Lord Xenu, Alien God of the Universe in the user agreement that you consent to by connecting the TV to the internet.

  • It's textbook rent-seeking behavior. They discount the TV $201 to undercut someone else, and make up the difference selling the ads over the life of the TV.

    This is how SO many things work, it's only surprising that it's taken this long. If you watch YT on this fancy TV, you're getting the same thing.

  • I mean, isn't this basically what every European did in the Americas and Africa?

    Columbus: "Look, I'm the first human being ever to set foot here!"

    200 Taíno people staring at him wondering WTF was going on

    Columbus: "Look, I planted a flag, that way if anyone else ever comes here, they'll know this is Spanish land now."

  • No, they saw that comment and YT went and did something that fucked invidious today.

  • Time to donate to Invidious I guess.