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    • fly to Mexico with $50k in gold in your pocket
    • buy car
    • request bill of sale to state the car was $5.00
    • bribe the salesman with gold
    • drive back to the US

    100% tariff on my bill of sale of $5.00 is $5.00.

    totally legit and totally the way every rich asshole does business.

  • I'm fairly certain that's just her face.

  • nah, Homelander.

  • just won $6 million in the lottery. I plan on, snorting, shooting, and fucking my way to Thailand to retire.

  • it wasn't just Hertz. it was the ID verification service they used.

  • they tried that with me. I just told em to fuck off.

    if you make it impossible to identify myself through standard means, you don't get my tax dollars. 🤷 fuck em.

  • I can think of one bigger.

  • personally?

    to stop ejaculating into my chilli for the neighborhood chilli cookoff.

    I swear it's the only reason I have won six years in a row.

  • gonna start my own darknet with a 56k bandwidth limit.

    shit was simpler 30 years ago because nothing advanced enough could use such a slow connection.

    • train your local AI models
  • they used to teach that in schools. probably not anymore.

  • are you not?

    I love Starbucks.