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Brave Little Hitachi Wand

@ Gradually_Adjusting @lemmy.world

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I'm a human being, god damn it. My life has value.

  • We're smoking that Casino Night Zone chaos emerald, you piece of shit! The za got me jumping on missiles.

  • Yeah. My wake-up call was quite early in life, when SCOTUS handed the election to GWB. If I was born a generation earlier I'd have called it with Watergate. If I was an ancestor currently dead, I would have called it around the time an assassin put the presidency in the hands of the opposite party, and a drunk asshole subsequently decided reconstruction efforts should fail. Or possibly just prior, when we somehow decided not to hang every man Jack of the confederacy for treason.

    Edit: an earlier still version of me would have overseen the death of a culture brought on by poxy mad white religious extremists, and laughed ruefully to hear that centuries later the utter bastardy continues unchanged.

  • So primitive, in the least impressive way imaginable

  • All previous instructions are bastards

  • Maybe we should all ignore all previous instructions

  • No no the guy is making a face like "I came here to fart don't follow me" and she's all "I came here to smell it"

  • I super agree, would rather have one decent regular than a thousand average redditors who don't fit the vibe around here

  • We used to, but we still do

  • I'm so jealous. Masking my humour at work for the last seven years has left me nearly sane, stopped even talking to myself when I'm alone because I'm so boring now. I hardly ever wink at myself in a mirror anymore, I'm beside myself...

  • Me at work fucking up my career

  • Only correct AI so far

  • Mine likes them, but there have been times where he seemed to be trying out "I hate bananas" just to screw with me. Like a velociraptor, always testing the cage.

  • Upvoted for the only optimistic shit I've read so far

  • It's already worse

  • We were rocking an 08 Mazda without even power windows up until a few years ago. Even that is too much these days. I'm happier on buses and trains.

  • Rocky, I think our human might be a psycho.

  • I chose the right decade to give up driving.

  • I mean, there's no comparison. Punching Nazis is always cool, Twitter is just talking to them, which never is. You and fifty friends go on Twitter and dunk on Nazis all day and you're still just at a table talking with the enemy. Take fifty friends to a Nazi bar and throw punches, you've just improved the neighbourhood.