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Godric

@ Godric @lemmy.world

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  • improvise adapt overcome

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  • Tully + Alge is a diabolical combo

  • US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery

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  • What the fuck, Musk doesn't have enough money and needs a fundraiser???

  • Anthropic accuses Chinese rival Alibaba of illicitly extracting AI capabilities

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  • Chinese company caught brazenly copying

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  • Whats the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

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  • Somehow a friend of mine was convinced to try it, and now insists on taking shots of it every night out.

    At least the taglines are accurate:

    Malort: turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations!

    Malort: tonight’s the night you fight your dad!

    Malort: these pants aren’t going to shit themselves!

    Malort: the Gary, Indiana of liquor!

  • Centrist Democrats are freaking out about progressives’ winning streak

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  • Wtf voting in primaries works??? I was told voting was a sham /s

  • DoorDash Delivery Robot Invades SWAT Scene, Won't Leave as Cops Flashbang Resident

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  • Uh, yeah. Because it's a robot. Not a person. It's limited to robot things, not potentially infinite person things.

  • ‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

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  • I'm loving the cultural exchange the world cup is providing, euros now understand why we're so fat when the food's this fire!

  • Have you ever had a time a food so good it "converted" you?

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  • Recently, oysters and Indian food!

    Always thought oysters were saltboogers, then a seafood bar opened down the street and the owners insisted I try a few on the house when I was drinking one evening. It was perfection of salt and sea. Now one of my favorite drunk foods!

    Also, I've been hesitant of Indian food since I sampled the "cooking" of an Indian roommate a buddy used to have. Last year, a buddy brought me to an Indian place for my birthday after a night out, and we split a tikka masala. I've been back a dozen times since, and might have some Indian food for lunch soon.

  • Muslims at Texas GOP Convention told to leave party, country

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  • "Sheep 4 Wolves" party stunned as...

  • Farmers and Firemen get a pass

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  • That's not a thing, right? I don't think ever ever seen a man under 40 wear overalls unless they were coming right from work, please let it not be a thing

  • Johnson Says California Election Fraud Is So Bad It Can’t Be Proven

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  • "Can I see the evidence"

    "No"

  • What dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?

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  • "You can't please all of the people all of the time, and last night, those people were at my show"

  • What dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?

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  • I get a surprising amount of mileage out of "But who was flickering the lights?" And "Nosferatu!"

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  • "I dislike nazi tats and domestic abuse" is too hard for you to understand? Will smaller words help? 🤡

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  • "I don't like nazi tats and domestic abuse" is an implausible opinion? Sure thing bud, I bet the RNC would love your wormlike moral backbone

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  • We might be misunderstanding eachother, I'm saying just attacking a politician's politics isn't it

  • Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used AI, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case

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  • I don't remember you, another old man naively bitching about lawyers as a profession doesn't really register, sorry

    Make a joke about your wife next, I'm sure it'll be original!

  • Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used AI, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case

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  • Ok, boomer

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  • Fuck that, are politicians a special class of people who are magically immune to the consequences of their choices? America already has one party willing to excuse anything because the policies sound nice, we don't need two.