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Godric

@ Godric @lemmy.world

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  • French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum

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  • Here I was ready with a 1000 mollusk jokes, but I'll clam up as it's not that type of shell.

    His gas has to be deadly, did he bomb the toilet before going to the hospital? At least he's OK and the doctors now have Somme more war stories to tell about this guy.

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  • 1 thing and it can't be in the headline? Eat a dick, huffpost

  • TIL “sleet” does not have the same meaning in all English speaking countries

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  • Miniature Johnston's song "Become Nadir" is an absolute banger!

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    TIL: The United States is Now Officially in First Phase of Civil War

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  • No... No it isn't.

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  • 0% Australia. Can tell by how the picture isn't upside down.

  • Back Then We Had More Regulations

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  • For some reason the historical figure "I am quite fond of x" meme template kills me every time

  • Nova Launcher gets a new owner and... ads

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  • I ducked off the Nova train with their fishy new owners a few months ago. My one complaint about Lawnchair is that the search function is slower and less effective, otherwise it's great!

  • Make Microsoft's CEO cry by installing Chrome's 'Microslop' extension

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  • Chrome

    Ugh.

  • I spent a year on Linux and forgot to miss Windows

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  • Buddy, they literally do not know that choice exists, and you're getting angry and calling them a liar instead of growing the community by teaching.

    The Linux community has a reputation for being filled with condescending dickheads, and that's part of the reason why people are turned off from even trying.

  • Furious Protestor Tears AI-Generated Art Off Wall of Exhibit, Chews It Up Into Tiny Shreds Using His Teeth

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  • The Very Hungry Caterpillar??

  • Tech Billionaire Forced to Rename Humongous Yacht After Realizing It Spelled Something Horrible Backwards ["Izanami"]

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  • It is the name of a Japanese deity, so I think it is an actual accident. Funny as fuck though!

  • What are some non-mainstream foods or drinks from your culture that social media isn't aware of and hasn't ruined?

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  • How does social media ruin a food? Can't one just make the meal???

  • It's dinner time, and you have to put together a meal with only ingredients already in your house, no going out for anything. What are you making?

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  • Saucisson Wellington in a well-aged unami sauce. Fine-sliced crispy potato cutlets paired with a smooth onion emulsion!

    (Eggo waffle-wrapped smoked sausage with worcestershire sauce and potato chips with onion dip)

  • Anyone else does this?

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  • Does anyone still play? Used to love WW1 battlefield!

  • What did you stupidly believe as a child?

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  • Justice, mercy, duty, that sort of thing.

  • I did not care for the Godfather

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  • And I really am saying "I've never seen anyone else masturbate on screen for hours on end and been so bored to tears!" is why I don't like Kubrick!

    He has so many scenes crafted to be iconic, all wrapped up in the most godawful self-indulgent boringness. Ever been stuck in an hours long "This could have been an email" meeting where the smart guy running it is insufferably smug about the whole thing? That's the exact same feeling I get watching Kubrick.

  • I did not care for the Godfather

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  • I've never seen anyone else masturbate on screen for hours on end and been so bored to tears!

  • I did not care for the Godfather

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  • Upvoted because at first you were describing the auto-fellatio that is a Kubrick movie, but then you had to bring up the Godfather DX

  • The Hogfather

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  • Fun fact: this comic introduced me to Pratchett! His following quote on Elves is why I tend to find them lacking in most TTRPGs

    "Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.

    Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.

    Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.

    Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.

    Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.

    Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

    The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

    No one ever said elves are nice.

    Elves are bad."