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  • In my own little headcannon for DBZ, powering up as saiyans happens because they’re just constipated and by dropping a giant brick… well. Yeah.

    Goku needs to drink more prune juice or something.

  • There are loads of species that are also resistant to phasers.

    Their heads don’t explodify.

    Just saying, lol.

    (I also love that moment when Data whips out a hand phaser and takes out a dam from miles away)

  • I have to wonder, why didn't hand phasers always explode heads?

  • I don’t really track it closely but I typically do 3-4 liters a day in addition to whatever caffeine carrier fits the day (coffee, soda, e-drink)

    Part of that is I shifted my stress eating into stress drinking water. Also now i just feel weird if I don’t drink so much.

  • Seriously!

    Like- all you need to know about him is that he platformer Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon as some of his guests on that podcast of his.

  • I’m getting some adorable napoleonic vibes. 1 part big attitude, 1 part short cat. 5 parts adorable.

  • Newsom is a great example of what’s wrong with the Democratic Party.

    He knows what wins, he knows the messaging. He knows how people want him to govern.

    And he says he’s all that.

    And then he sweeps up and arrests homeless people because they’re doing some sports thing and we can’t have that instead of doing anything that would actually be a solution.

    The dude is a hypocrite. He’s not gonna be the solution to our problems. At best he’ll just keep things from getting even worse while the GOP find some one to replace Trump.

  • even in the delta quadrant, the Chief Engineer has to keep some secrets.

    Don't worry, she pulled out another Paris clone.

  • did it involve hot tubs and that singer guy I can't remember and drinking each other's special milk?

    Uh. They did keep their pants on, right?

  • Which is not surprising. not in the least bit.

    I mean, the only thing that overshadows centrist dem's failings are GOP failings. (though... GOP failings might actually be "success"... just not in a way that's good for the country.)

  • Yeah, I can see why that would be. Nebula looks like a riot.

  • all I know is... Orion can get away with murder. Is Nebula the tan kitty in the back?

  • Pretty sure the cloud of miasma that follows him violates at least 3 Geneva conventions and most of the Hague conventions.

    so a meeting with the walking turdling is definitely a threat.

  • Mostly they're just pissed that they're on the outside looking in. They want to be on the inside.

  • Impeachment, conviction and my personal favorite:

  • The real reason Scotty transported Porthos away.

  • "Sir, do you intend to consume the entire cheese fountain like you did last time? I recall you incapacitated while sitting on the toilette and were quite desperate for Mr. O'Brien to transport the shit-brick directly out of your colon. Perhaps you should let others go first?"

    "..."

    "did I not use 'Shit Brick' correctly, sir?"

  • Discovery is gonna be fun.

    So please do!

  • Bombed them, too.

  • "the firings will continue until morale improves."