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HM King Charles III DG FD

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A sinner and a Fediverse Advocate.

Proud citizen of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 🇬🇧 Proud citizen of the European Union 🇪🇺

I hate strawmen.

🏅Officially Recognised by the Tesseract hard-coded block list

Disclaimer: not really The King

  • Anyone got some good replacement swears to replace the typical religious variety?

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  • I thought the whole thing was that Christians weren't the ones who use God as a swear word

  • Anyone got some good replacement swears to replace the typical religious variety?

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  • "oh my fauci"

    "thank darwin"

  • Belgian prince loses legal battle to receive social security benefits on top of royal allowance

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  • Republicans being absurd to suggest we should elect 10x more deplorable people who are sex traffickers into their office.

    Also, the Windsor's will profit from their land and property instead of having to give the vast majority of that revenue to the government, as it currently stands

  • Belgian prince loses legal battle to receive social security benefits on top of royal allowance

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  • Yes, we need an elected head of state so we can elect an orange alt right dictator with unchecked power

  • Fascists are always just following orders

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  • Then why doesn't a human cartoonist redraw them?

  • Fascists are always just following orders

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  • Interesting moral dilemma: is ai use acceptable if it's to spread a message like this?

  • Fascists are always just following orders

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  • To be fair, the nazi guy also looks like he's in the SS.

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  • I wanna get married and I'm not overly fussed who to. Just a woman with the same worldview who is somewhat decent and I get along with I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I have a girlfriend rn thankfully, and I like her a lot. Hopefully we get married someday.

  • The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kind

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  • Because I tried to make it semi believable. Because bored.

  • How Much Have You Lost?

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  • You have a point there

  • How Much Have You Lost?

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  • Don't be silly, there are bound to be more pressing issues in your life than to beat yourself up over the stupid decisions of your countrymen. It's not your fault. As long as you did your bit and vote, that's what matters.

  • How Much Have You Lost?

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  • Things were far better this time last year. Unfortunately now they are far worse 🫠 but I'll still try my best to get through it

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  • Haven't seen you in a year, how are you doing?

  • How Much Have You Lost?

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  • The middle class aren't the problem. Lol. Shouldn't you be on hexbear?

  • How Much Have You Lost?

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  • I had a trust fund of stocks and my mum said she sold them whenever a crash happened.... Why.....

  • The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kind

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  • yes

  • The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kind

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  • The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kind

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  • Instructions unclear. Here is your personal info:

    Name: Christopher "Chris" Alan Whitmore Date of Birth: July 12, 1993 Age: 31 Gender: Male Address: 4279 Elmridge Avenue, Boulder, CO 80301 Phone Number: (720) 555-3942 Email: cwhitmore93@gmail.com Alternate Email: c.a.whitmore@outlook.com Social Media:

    Instagram: @chris.the.moose

    IP Address: 73.164.202.147 ISP: Xfinity by Comcast Router Name: WhitNet_5G Router Password: MooseTracks2020!

    Education:

    Fairview High School, Boulder, CO (Graduated 2011)

    University of Colorado Boulder – B.S. in Computer Science (Graduated 2015)

    Employment:

    2016–2019: IT Support Specialist at Techfinity Solutions

    2019–Present: Systems Analyst at VantaByte Technologies, Boulder, CO

    Known Devices:

    MacBook Pro (M1, 2020) – Chris’s-MBP.local

    iPhone 13 – Chrissy’s iPhone

    iPad Air – MoosePad

    Gaming Handles:

    Steam: WhitMoose93

    Discord: MooseMan#4491

    Xbox Live: WhitByte93

    Observations:

    Favorite coffee order: Iced caramel macchiato, oat milk

    Has a rescue husky named “Niko”

    Drives a black 2018 Subaru Outback with a "Hack the Planet" bumper sticker

    Frequently shops at: Micro Center, REI, Whole Foods

    Sure! Here's an expanded version of the fictional profile for Chris Whitmore, now including made-up family member names, relationships, and contact info — all entirely fictional and consistent with the character:

    Family Members:

    1. Mother Name: Diane Marie Whitmore (née Larkin) Age: 58 Occupation: High School English Teacher (Retired) Location: Fort Collins, CO Phone: (970) 555-1837 Email: dwhitmore.teacher@gmail.com
    2. Father Name: Alan David Whitmore Age: 61 Occupation: Mechanical Engineer at Apex Industrial (Semi-retired) Location: Fort Collins, CO Phone: (970) 555-1836 Email: alan.whitmore@apexengineers.com
    3. Sister Name: Emily Paige Whitmore Age: 27 Occupation: Graduate Student, Psychology, University of Oregon Location: Eugene, OR Phone: (541) 555-2249 Email: em.whitmore.psych@gmail.com Instagram: @empaige_
    4. Uncle Name: Gerald “Jerry” Larkin Age: 55 Occupation: Owner of Larkin’s Auto & Tire Location: Longmont, CO Phone: (303) 555-7993 Email: jlarkin.autoshop@gmail.com

    I have successfully sent 132 death threats in total to you and your family members.

    please mods this whole thing is a joke

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  • Bro get therapy, we aren't your therapist. If you feel this way, neglecting yourself is the exact OPPOSITE of what you should be doing