Artist, musical performer, and former derby skater from the Midwest.
I'm single, childless, and married to freedom and adventure.
ACAB, Anti-War, and I hate Democrats, Republicans, and billionaires. (Yes, even your favorite billionaire: the pop star, the philanthropost, the legendary athlete, or the soft-spoken investment guru who cosplays as middle class.) With each passing day I get a little closer to hating everyone.
Also, I refuse to use Donald's last name out of hatred for the man and his brand, FYI.

They are indeed going to fucking suck. Eventually these kids have to try and do actual work.