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FlashMobOfOne

@ FlashMobOfOne @lemmy.world

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Artist, musical performer, and former derby skater from the Midwest.

I'm single, childless, and married to freedom and adventure.

ACAB, Anti-War, and I hate Democrats, Republicans, and billionaires. (Yes, even your favorite billionaire: the pop star, the philanthropost, the legendary athlete, or the soft-spoken investment guru who cosplays as middle class.) With each passing day I get a little closer to hating everyone.

Also, I refuse to use Donald's last name out of hatred for the man and his brand, FYI.

  • Happy Easter!

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  • This would make me want to communicate nonverbally with said diner's neck.

  • Happy Easter!

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  • Bastards.

  • Happy Easter!

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  • Accurate.

  • What are three questions you can ask someone new to know if they are friend material or not?

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  • My dad, when I was a kid, used to open the door quickly, look down at my visiting friend and say "Who the hell are you?"

    Then he'd shut the door abruptly, wait 3-4 seconds, then open it, laugh, and welcome them in.

    If you can do that and they don't get offended, they're friend material.

  • Not all heroes wear capes, or anything at all....

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  • This man is my new GOAT.

    What a king.

  • Was the bastard fed today?

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  • NGL, I was impressed with this king's ingenuity.

  • Train T-rax

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  • Those are fun facts.

    I love math nerds. Thank you and Happy Friday.

  • Having lived through the 2020s what kind of generational trauma are you going to pass on to your grandchildren?

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  • None. My line ends with me.

  • WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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  • It must be said again.

    There are no good billionaires. Every one of them is doing stupid shit like this while people starve to death, in public or in secret.

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  • Thank you. I've never heard this acronym before, myself.

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    Biden Recalls Seeing ‘Colored Kids’ on Bus During First Major Speech Since Leaving White House

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  • Stop letting Biden speak in public, Dems.

    Seriously.

  • Parents of daughter who died of measles meets with RFK Jr. to blame everyone but themselves.

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  • All of their children could die of measles and they'd still say: "God works in mysterious ways."

  • What do you think will the tech bros jump on next?

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  • AI is going to eventually begin to replace people's real-world relationships, and it will be so sophisticated that you won't be able to tell the difference.

  • Did you get "the talk" as a kid?

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  • Oh, absolutely.

    They pounded sexual discomfort into me with religion, and I could have had a lot more sex and enjoyed my life more when I was younger if they hadn't done that. I also would have appreciated knowing more about how sex needs to be for a woman to experience pleasure and more information about body language and consent.

  • Now that S&P 500 is climbing and a lot are celebrating, does anyone else feel like this is just the tip of the shitberg?

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  • You say that, and then he's handing out confidential secrets in casual conversation just to look cool.

    Just look at the last week of tariff flip flops.

    Trump can't be controlled, at least until Congress changes hands in 2026.

  • Did you get "the talk" as a kid?

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  • No.

    I was lucky to have an elementary and middle school that still did sex ed talks. My dad wasn't in a talking mood after roofing all day every day and my mom was a puritanical prude who would much rather I figure it out than actually tell me how to exercise caution in order to avoid pregnancy.

  • What is the cutest thing your dog did?

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  • This one time when she gave me a raspberry while her henchman looked on.

  • Now that S&P 500 is climbing and a lot are celebrating, does anyone else feel like this is just the tip of the shitberg?

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  • Same.

    None of this happened in a vacuum. The more you look at how we got here, the more it becomes clear that despite the theatrics we really are under one-party rule.

  • Now that S&P 500 is climbing and a lot are celebrating, does anyone else feel like this is just the tip of the shitberg?

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  • It could happen, but I think you're wrong.

    Trump is going to live to be 100 years old, like Kissinger did. The problem with your theory is that, after his first term, people know full well that he can't be controlled.