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FlashMobOfOne

@ FlashMobOfOne @lemmy.world

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Artist, musical performer, and former derby skater from the Midwest.

I'm single, childless, and married to freedom and adventure.

ACAB, Anti-War, and I hate Democrats, Republicans, and billionaires. (Yes, even your favorite billionaire: the pop star, the philanthropost, the legendary athlete, or the soft-spoken investment guru who cosplays as middle class.) With each passing day I get a little closer to hating everyone.

Also, I refuse to use Donald's last name out of hatred for the man and his brand, FYI.

  • TIL there’s a historical list of sexually active popes, including notes on whether they had children

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  • Sexually active

    I mean, wouldn't that be all of them?

    Even the ones who claim to be celibate are wanking day in and day out. Let's be honest here.

  • Legend

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  • This has 'and the whole train clapped' energy.

    But, hopefully this legend really did this and has a great new gig lined up.

  • I passionately support His Holy Miaowiness

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  • 100% the best pope right there

  • I'd queue up

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  • Jesus Christ, YES.

  • I'd queue up

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  • This is what we've always wanted since we left grade school.

  • What's the worst "corporate speak/buzzwords" that you absolutely hate?

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  • Probably ' servant leadership'.

  • Maga voted for cuts and gets cut.

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  • My vote for them directly resulted in me getting affordable healthcare.

    I'm glad it worked out for you. It didn't work out for most and this country is still known worldwide for its rate of medical bankruptcies.

    Democrat’s voting history

    The history doesn't matter when you need action now and all they offer is sternly-worded letters.

  • JD Vance jokes about detaining World Cup visitors

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  • It's going to happen.

  • Maga voted for cuts and gets cut.

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  • The problem is that people can't eat empty words, and it doesn't matter what a lawmaker says they support if they don't do anything meaningful to make it reality.

  • Maga voted for cuts and gets cut.

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  • These folks set their own house on fire to kill a spider.

  • It's a wonderful sound.

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  • Kids are the fucking worst.

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  • I got a Proton two-year subscription that averages out to two dollars and change per month.

    I already feel like I got an incredible deal.

  • What’s a thing you miss that you’re 90% sure was objectively awful?

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  • Biggest false equivalence ever. :D

  • What’s a thing you miss that you’re 90% sure was objectively awful?

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  • I remember choking those babies down. Definitely not my fave, but I made it work.

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  • It's not technically a scam, but I did let Hilton once convince me to book one of their Vegas hotels at a discount, since I was traveling there anyway. I had to give them 45 minutes of my vacation time to sit through a sales pitch in exchange for the discount, and it was worth it, though in hindsight I wish I hadn't done it as I ran into some visibly poor people in the waiting room and it felt scummy as hell to be there.

  • White House Shares Beefed-Up Trump Meme for Star Wars Day – Doesn't Realize He's Styled as a Sith Lord

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  • It bugs me that I've spent years building actual muscles and this fat, useless motherfucker just AI's them onto his picture.

  • May the Fourth: Brutal, but fair

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  • Now seems a good time to remind people to just let people enjoy things.

  • What’s a thing you miss that you’re 90% sure was objectively awful?

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  • Those square pizzas in the school lunchroom.

  • Getting old sucks.

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  • you don’t feel that you have to buy many things outside of what you actually want and need.

    That's true. Most of my money, now, goes toward buying back my time in the form of saving for retirement. (At least, when I don't have to help my deadbeat parents in some way.)