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Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.

  • If Danny DeVito were to guest star as an alien in an episode of Star Trek, would you rather see him portray a Tellarite or a Ferengi?

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  • I want to see him as a recurring background character of every race!

    Also, Jeffrey Combs frequently shows up with DeVito.

    This should be an ongoing bit throughout multiple series/movies.

  • Tucker Carlson: Trump Shooter Was a Trump-Backing Radical — and the FBI Covered It Up

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  • Well they did a really bad job, worst coverup I've ever seen.

  • Learner driver fails theory test for 128th time despite spending nearly £3k on fees

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  • Spongebob?

  • TIL Mark Twain didn't say "History Does Not Repeat Itself, But It Rhymes"

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  • I heard it was Michael Scott.

  • TIL Mark Twain didn't say "History Does Not Repeat Itself, But It Rhymes"

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  • TIL people thought Mark Twain said that.

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  • Link?

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  • I was informed by Futurama that technically correct was the best kind of correct.

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  • Practically, it's probably a wash (both ph wise and sugar wise) but still way better for you than soda.

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  • Yes, but lemony.

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  • Paltrow is full of shit broadly speaking of course, but she may be accidentally (technically) onto something here: A more ph neutral drink would be a little better for your teeth compared to one that's more acidic or basic, wouldn't it?

  • Police and TSA accuse Nancy Mace of 'loudly cursing' at them in airport meltdown

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  • That sounds so unlike her though... Surely they all colluded to smear her, right?

  • Fellow 'Fediversers,' what keeps you hanging on here despite the "FV" being a work-in-progress, with all its built-in, various bumps & difficulties to experience along the way?

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  • I'm a fan of Mbin, I like using it and enjoy being here. I don't really consider myself to be hanging in there at all.

  • Trump Cabinet Members Moving Into Military Housing Amid Wave of Political Violence: Report

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  • Is this "wave of political violence" in the room with us right now? From what I can tell it's pretty much a bunch of libs holding up posterboards and complaining about/mocking officials. I don't think they've got the stomach to be violent quite frankly.

  • You die and get reincarnated as alien species (keeping all your memories), and you found out that your species is planning to destroy Earth, what do you do?

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  • All that much less time to recite shitty poetry! Everyone wins!

  • You die and get reincarnated as alien species (keeping all your memories), and you found out that your species is planning to destroy Earth, what do you do?

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  • Tell them about zoo theory and that Earth would better serve us as a reality TV show. We don't even have to do anything, they're already broadcasting this whole shitshow!

  • Futo updates their website, removing logos, clarifying micro grants

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  • Oh damn, guess I should've like, read the documentation or something. Thanks!

  • Futo updates their website, removing logos, clarifying micro grants

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  • I just switched to Heliboard. I like it, but I wish it had swiping.

  • No plans filed for Trump’s new ballroom despite demolition being under way

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  • The above ground pool tipped it off for me.

  • What's a song you like with a killer beat?

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  • If you're looking for going to the gym/getting stuff done:

    Diplo - Big Lost

    Aesop Rock - Getaway Car

    MF DOOM/Dangermouse - Crosshairs

    Ratatat - Nostrand

    DJ Shadow - Blood on the Motorway

    Squarepusher - Central Line