None seriously but once in a while soccer, basketball, and a little bit of baseball back in the day. I used to do some martial arts too if you count that as a sport, mostly Muay Thai. Hiking and biking are more my jam, especially these days.
Edit: Oh and archery/marksmanship if you count those.
If you can't handle a partner, you absolutely cannot handle being a parent: I assure you it is orders of magnitude more difficult and you can't just bail like you could in a relationship.
Lemmy, Mbin, PieFed, etc, are literally just forums with voting. In fact, even some old PHPbb stuff had voting. If you think forums aren't social media, I have news for you...
Carbon capture and carbon trading were always pretty much a farce. We needed to stop using carbon generating stuff and go all in on renewables, but the powers that be decided that wasn't profitable (even though that's total bullshit).
I hope for the sake of these hypothetical kids that you're just trolling here, otherwise, wtf?
Edit: Everybody downvoting this should go read the other comments he posted first.