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  • Cruel

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  • That reminds me of the only tangentially related time I won a game of Jenga while piss drunk. Not my greatest accomplishment, but memorable as it was strip Jenga at a party, guys vs gals, and my win brought out the boobs. That was the end of the game, it was like 4am lol

  • Still paywalled.

  • Okay I know this dumpster is made out of hard angles, but do they really expect us to believe that it sliced anything in half?

  • Ah yes, nothing says "all is well" like eating ice cream. Just ask my fiance when it's her time of the month.

  • The yelling was the point.

  • You can't fix stupid.

  • It's easy for the orange jackass to maintain a friendship with somebody he hates when they have money.

  • When you brew it so strong that it has the viscosity of heavy syrup.

  • Cruel

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  • I didn't know how they did it, but USB connectors exist in a superposition in 11-dimensional space. Every time you collapse the wave form by plugging one in, its orientation changes to one at random unless you directly observe their respective orientations.

  • Yes, but if we make them monitor everybody, then we can increase the signal to noise ratio so much that they can't catch anybody.

  • Paintball guns are a tool for good.

  • I remember what people made videos for fun. Good times.

  • Dude you gotta peel it first.

  • Oh course he did. Anybody who believes these assholes is living like a tick somewhere on the crook/asshole sliding scale.

  • He needs to step up his facial hair game. That goatee shames his ancestors.

  • I was going to say just look out the window and see if the lights in the neighborhood are on, but then I remembered that sometimes blackouts happened during the day. I would feel stupid if 99% of blackouts near me happened in the evening or night.

  • Are they sure he was hiding in there? Maybe he just went in there to eat in private and just so happened to get wheeled on board the plane. I could see him stuffing himself inside one of those things just so we can nosh on some shrimp away from all the judgy eyes.

  • Poor

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  • You gotta give the camera the bug eyes. Go full-on Kash Patel of you can.

  • It's always the ones you would most suspect.