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Ersatz86

@ Ersatz86 @lemmy.world

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  • Donald Trump Considering Diddy Commutation This Week

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  • I was there and I marked your words as directed

  • What did you get fired for?

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  • And hence, canned.

  • Definitely has his uses

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  • Oh yeah!!!

  • Treasury Secretary Comes Unglued: ‘I’m Gonna Punch You in Your F—ing Face’

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  • Near total accuracy. Just missing a commode sitting forlornly to the side.

  • DHS speechwriter linked to hateful social accounts

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  • Behold, from Wicktionary, I give you:

    Backpfeifengesicht

    (chiefly Germany, colloquial) a punchable face; a face "in need of a smack".

    Der Mann hat ein richtiges Backpfeifengesicht. ― The man has a real punchable face.

    This administration has innumerable examples of backpfifengesicht, but this fellow here is archetypal.

  • ‘Grow up’: Conservative senators, economists slam Trump for firing labor stats chief

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  • Commence pearl clutching in 3…2…1…

  • Do you have a "catchphrase"? if so, what is it?

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  • “It’s an enigma”

    What’d you call me?!!

  • Rosie O’Donnell hits back calling Trump ‘King Joffrey with a tangerine spray tan’

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  • OK?

    TIL that my kinks need…honing? Attenuation?

    Maybe I’m just not trying hard enough.

  • Musk blows up online as ‘ketamine’ dinner clip resurfaces

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  • Musk blows up online as ‘ketamine’ dinner clip resurfaces

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  • Top quality post. Thank you for this shot of optimistic perspective.

    Should crosspost to upliftingnews.

  • What do you all use for ambient lighting?

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  • On the off chance that you have a drop ceiling or some other means of doing some light wiring, I recently installed these and the feature makes for a lovely ambience. https://a.co/d/cBrNSwU

    If linky no worky, search Amico 6 Pack Black 4 Inch 5CCT LED Recessed Ceiling Light with Night Light

    Bonus feature: it comes with The Big Lighttm too. Install is 3/10 for simplicity.

  • Trump says "there will be bombing" if Iran does not make nuclear deal

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  • Executive orders’ been doing some heavy lifting of late.

  • Trump says "there will be bombing" if Iran does not make nuclear deal

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  • We all played Risk. And what’s the rule? Never, no wait, always fight a land war in Asia.

    After all, it went so well for the British. And the French. And the Germans. And the USSR. And the US…

  • Senate Overturns Rule Limiting Bank Overdraft Fees to $5

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  • I never pass on the opportunity to say fuck Wells Fargo.

    Thus, fuck Wells Fargo.

    Furthermore, to echo a comment further down, up against the wall with those shitcunts.

  • guess oil just have to do it myself

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  • Warning! Crude pun in title!

  • Breakin' the law, breakin' the law...

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  • That sign clearly indicates “No Yorkies”. No ordinance is being broken here.

    This statement is in fact Lab certified™️

  • As a passenger in the car, whats the things a driver does that pisses you off, makes you uncomfortable, or terrifies you?

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  • This right here. I’ve known two drivers with this exact habit. Spectacularly infuriating.

    Just let me out right here. I’ll walk.

  • If you've ever interacted with someone who speaks a different language, what is the funniest misunderstanding you've had?

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  • Mrs. Ersatz86, native Spanish speaker with (normally) great English skills, to our daughter and I:

    Wait, you guys went to the pub without me?

    Me: Well, you were at yoga.

    Mrs. Ersatz86: Did you at least stop at the liquor store?

    Me: Sure did!

    Mrs. Ersatz86: Well where's the booze? What am I, shoplifter?

    Me: ... blinks...

    Me: do you mean "chopped liver"?

    Pandemonium.

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    What are the worst / most unique names you've ever personally encountered?

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  • Heh. I know a Misty Hyman, who achieved some notoriety as an athlete (swimmer).

    It is difficult to say or even think of her name with a straight face.