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  • The authorities were very clear that I need to stop doing that.

  • Absolutely not, lol; It's the opposite. I have a keychain one that I'm too lazy to remove. And it actually twists and gets caught in the holes on adjacent keys, so it's not like I never notice it!

  • Me in every FPS game after shooting a single bullet.

  • Because it's implied...? The graphic is based on health experts' advice that people stay at least 1.5 meters apart, not that they stay exactly 1.5 meters apart with weird synchronized movements.

    Sorry, I'm doubling-down on my argument! But the real reason is probably because not everyone knows what and mean...

  • But then you only have 209 left in the clip! What if you need that last one to kill a Nazi zombie!?

  • I think I'm supposed to remove my werden from the Packstation, or it will get beachten and Die. ☹️

  • Hewwo?

    Jump
  • "I mustache you for treats."

  • I love science memes, but this is just silly. It's so obviously "at least" 1.5 meters. If you're in this exact formation, you are 1.5m from 2 people... and about 2.12m from the other one.

  • Denied. I will meet Furiosa on the field of battle, let her bap my hands, and kiss her fuzzy little forehead... FEAR ME!!!

  • Which words Do We capitalize? who The fuck Knows!?

  • Aww, I love her! ♥️ Thank you for rescuing her!!! I want to let her chase and catch my hands. And happily walk away with them leaking...

  • That's not bad.

    Edit: You lied to us and have made a powerful enemy today...

  • armed protests

    That's a huge difference. Please don't use false strawman arguments. I haven't heard "don't protest or he'll get mad", here or anywhere.

  • He'll immediately declare martial law. This is bad, but that would be worse. Much worse...

  • Cult-like behavior. Literally. "You're with us all the way and must always back anything Dear Leader does or says. If you disagree with anything, you must be kicked out, expelled, recalled, fired, or voted out!" It's absolutely psychotic to view the world in such zero-sum, black/white terms.

  • "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

    ---Hanlon's razor

    I know it's tempting to dismiss these people as all being assholes. But in my experience, once they realize they're in your way, they'll usually apologize and move. Drives me crazy, but some people really are that oblivious.

  • Which one?

  • ...into the sun.