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Canadian Counter-Intelligence

  • Elected officials are loaded with copper.

  • I thought it was some rando pilot they found.

    "We need a picture of a pilot for this tragic story. Not smiling, stupid."

  • alexa play despacito

  • I say we see how long we can keep someone alive on machines.

  • I had lunch with Mitch McConnell today and he bit into a Hot Pocket straight out of the microwave. He's never been more alive.

  • I like saying, "If you ever feel useless, just remember that somebody is installing turn signals at the BMW factory."

  • I don't think these words mean the same thing at all. Like 'foid' doesn't mean the same thing as 'whatever' (I could be wrong), so what is actually being compared here?

  • 🤘

  • I think most of the internet will still be on Earth.

  • Do we have a way to transfer heat into rock, because I'm thinking lunar data centers.

  • lol get wrecked assholes

  • Atari should make a pager. It also runs on Android software. It will cost $800. It comes with belt clip.

  • good girls who are cute dogs

  • But they're monsters!

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  • You cheer up, pal. You're bad for the climate.

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  • So?

    So words matter, buddy.

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  • Bill Clinton predate social media

    Still alive.

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  • My thirties? meh

  • "Have you asked ChatGPT for help finding a job?"